Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi Escapist. For some reason I really, really want to swallow a pair of scissors and I have no idea why. I will never do it of course but for some reason I look at these scissors and that thought arises.

Have you ever had similar crazy thoughts? Share!

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

I constantly have the urge to take long naps outside under a tree.

 

[The Scythian]

Screaming at fellow students to shut the hell up. I cannot stand when people are talking in a class.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Tranny hooker. Because I'm unattractive and wouldn't for the life of me know where/how to meet a trans[whatever]. Unfortunately, when I was last in Amsterdam and with my very liberal friend who was actually trying to encourage me to go for it, I realized I just have too much of an internal resistance to the idea of prostitution.

 

[iphonerose]

Hi Escapist. For some reason I really, really want to swallow a pair of scissors and I have no idea why. I will never do it of course but for some reason I look at these scissors and that thought arises.

Have you ever had similar crazy thoughts? Share!

hahaha it can be done
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[otakon17]

Squeeze a puppy. I mean REALLY squeeze a puppy, to the point where a rib cracks or something. My mom call's that a "fleshy urge". I've never followed up on it though, but damn if it doesn't irk me sometimes.

 

[Phlakes]

Killing my brother. And if for some reason there would be no consequences, I would do it. Wouldn't hesitate.

 

[worldruler8]

While driving, swerve onto oncoming traffic. It's more the fact that my first driving teacher was a dumbass. I go on a 55mph road, and he tells me that a headon collision would mean instant death. yet I was absolutely terrified since I never drove on a road before. the thought came, all I needed to do was jerk the wheel to the left. yet I never could, it was to stupid of an idea.

 

[thylasos]

Oh... punching customers at the bar?

They give me good reason sometimes, but I need the job.

Not normally a violent person, never started a fight, but you get some total twats in, late at night.

 

[JMeganSnow]

I occasionally feel the urge to jump from a really tall building. Or bridge. Or just anything high.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am frequently hit with an overwhelming urge to choke people when I am talking to them.
I settle for shouting at them.

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Go talk to that chick...I have no balls.

Also, I've always wanted to break a window with a hammer. Not sure why

 

[Mr Thin]

The urge to grit my teeth so hard I start pushing them back into my skull.

I would never follow through, or even try, for obvious reasons.

 

[Safaia]

Kill myself.

Sorry, bringing the angst.

 

[Tartarga]

Sometimes I get the urge to grab a bow and arrow and just go around shooting people with it on horseback. Odds are the majority of the people I hit would be douchebags and it would be the best news story anyone ever heard ever.

 

[EHKOS]

Killing my brother. And if for some reason there would be no consequences, I would do it. Wouldn't hesitate.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. I would totally kill my sister.
I also have that urge to squeze a puppy. And to open the door and jump out of a car on the freeway.

 

[spartan231490]

Hi Escapist. For some reason I really, really want to swallow a pair of scissors and I have no idea why. I will never do it of course but for some reason I look at these scissors and that thought arises.

Have you ever had similar crazy thoughts? Share!

I soo badly want to vault a railing on a stairway or a open courtyard and jump to the bottom. 3 stories or more is where the urge is strongest. If I get any kind of super-abilities, that's like the first thing I'm doing.

 

[AussieTex]

I just have the usuals, I think. Random thoughts of killing people in large numbers and in as many bloody ways as possible when angry. Or jumping off somewhere tall to see if I can somehow magically sprout wings, cause that would be awesome.