inspirational quotes/people

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Purple is a fruit - Homer Simpson

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

yeah but he still cant score with the princess XD

Clearly it's because he doesn't have a goatee.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

"Man is the most dangerous animal of all to kill" -The Zodiac Killer

The Zodiac knew that he was killing. The Zodiac knew that he was putting himself in a lot of danger every time he killed. He still killed many people and he was never brought to justice.

 

[Gondito]

Not very inspirational but watever its a good one:

"I like to stay in a perpetual state of confusion just because of the look it leaves on my face"
-Johnny Depp

 

[BlueberryFalacy]

Don't know if I can actually attribute this to anyone person (or anyone for that matter):
"We spend our whole lives looking back to yesterday and forward to tomorrow, but never watching now"

 

[Sigel]

"Imagination is more important that knowledge"-Albert Einstein
"Not all who wander all lost"-Tolkien

 

[traceur_]

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

-Marianne Williamson

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

''So? It was Friday night last week, it'll be Friday night next week and so on until we're dead and even then the whole rotten business will just go on and on.''

-Bernard Black, when asked to go to a party because ''it's Friday night''.

Story of my life, really.

 

[SnowCold]

It's a shame That since Hitler, moustaches=evil> I think it was hitler's plan all along, he hated moistaches, o he grew one, and became the bigest asshole on earth, and now everyone blames the staches!

This makes perfect sense, normally i'm not into conspiracy theories but I think you've hit a fucking gold mine SnowCold. And i'm not attracted to your comments purely because your last name is the same as my first name, no sireee!.

lets break it down
Hitler and his moustache = stone cold ***** murderer of plenty of people
Stalin and his moustache = murderer of his own people
Mario and his moustache = murderer of goomba's and turtles
Luigi and his moustache = keeping of ghost (he sufficates them in those bags)

Maybe were related? =D

 

[Ph33nix]

Cowards Die a Coeards Death
-Commandant Sebatie (world in conflict)

Carpet bombing with B-52s is incredibly accurate, the bombs are guaranteed to hit the ground.

Got a problem? use explosives. Still got a problem? use more explosives.

I maybe going to hell today but I'm gonna make damn sure its crowded when I get there.

Gorbachev: We will burry you.
Jeramey Clarckson: with what? cheep poorly made rip offs of American goods and cars?

Churchill: Should Hitler invade Hell itself I would send the armies of the allies to aid Satan.
or something along those lines...

 

[SmilingKitsune]

kill ten people and your a murderer, kill a million and your a conquerer.
-Stalin.

its in the moustache, all evil people have face fungus, look at mario, the killer of a million goomba's.

yeah but he still cant score with the princess XD

Well now we don't know what goes on behind the walls of the castle hehe.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I've come to adopt the attitude of "the universe will balance out in the end", and I have people like you to thank.

One of the most inspirational things I've ever heard.

My other favorite is
Walk softly and carry a big stick. You will go far

which is the other way I try and live my life

 

[Xojins]

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

-Marianne Williamson

Beat me to it.

 

[Lordpils]

"The root problem with christianity is that their god is supposed to be all powerful and benevolent which sounds like an easy sell, but when life turns completely to shit you have to come up with all kinds of whacked out reasons for why kindly old Jehova saw fit to run over little timmy with a combine harvester and leave him in a state of vegatative limbless agony for 18 years, anchient cultures didn't have that problem they knew their gods were a bunch of drunken lunatics who ran around boning their close relatives and turning their goolies into fruit bearing trees."

- Yahtzee in the Too Human review.

I found that this inspired me to burst out into laughter.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

the entire song "what if punk rock never happened" by the king blues, inspirational to anyone i think

 

[bodyklok]

"In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival."
[ul]-Edward Everett Hale[/ul]

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

This gem from one Genghis Khan is pretty inspirational:

"No. To crush your enemies, and see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and belongings, and to hear the lamentation of their women. That is the best life."

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Robert632]

Bam.

Spoiler

i'm (pleasently.)surprised that this has only been mentioned once so far.

edit: oh yeah i forgot to be on topic. sorry. anyway, this came from an elementary school poster, but i can never seem to forget it for some reason."you alway's miss 100% of the shot's you don't take."i don't really know why it is stuck with me, it just has.

 

[Shycte]

They don't really care about us.