It's not a (insert series here) game without (insert nonsensical thing here)

[Duck Sandwich]

So what are some fairly nonsensical things about games that seem to have make an appearance in every game in a series? An example of such nonsensical things include, Lord Badguy's Evil Factory of Doom blowing up for no reason other than you beat the crap out of Lord Badguy. This seems to happen in a lot of games, especially games by Capcom.


It's not a Mega Man game without having to re-fight all of the bosses near the end.
It's not a Devil May Cry game without Dante getting impaled.
It's not a Starcraft game without having to CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

It's not a Metal Gear Solid game without at least 2 hours of cutscenes

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

It's not an RE game without a rocket killing the final boss.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

It's not Fallout without Herbert. Or was it Bob...?

 

[Juven Ignus]

It's not Zelda without a Triforce.

 

[rpspartin]

it's not pokemon without at least 100 new pokemon.
" " final fantasy without a lot of grinding to beat the final boss
it's not a fable game if it isn't over hyped
it's not halo game without a confusing plot.

 

[Ibanez887]

Its not a Tony Hawk game without the repetitive nature

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

It's not Final Fantasy without 13 sequels.
It's not Jak without Daxter.

 

[Aqualung]

It's not a Portal game without cake!

...Wait a minute...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's not Zelda without a Triforce.

Not true. The Triforce wasn't mentioned in Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, the Oracle Series, Four Sword Adventures, or Minish Cap. ...or Twilight Princess come to think of it, they made references to it, but didn't actually refer to it as the Triforce.

 

[Halfbreed13]

It's not Zelda without a Triforce.

Not true. The Triforce wasn't mentioned in Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, the Oracle Series, Four Sword Adventures, or Minish Cap. ...or Twilight Princess come to think of it, they made references to it, but didn't actually refer to it as the Triforce.

It's not a thread without a fanboy >.>

OT: It's not a capcom game without shit acting.

 

[Manhattan2112]

The biggest game cliches have been covered.

It's not Metal Gear Solid unless the only few female characters have their shirts unbuttoned half way.

 

[Mutard]

Its not an Eidos game without me wanting my money back.

 

[Jerich0]

its not a shooter without regenerating health

 

[NeutralDrow]

It's not Zelda without a Triforce.

Spoiler: *cough*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

It's not a Sonic game without a terrible script, terrible voice acting, and neon-colored woodland creatures.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's not Zelda without a Triforce.

Not true. The Triforce wasn't mentioned in Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, the Oracle Series, Four Sword Adventures, or Minish Cap. ...or Twilight Princess come to think of it, they made references to it, but didn't actually refer to it as the Triforce.

It's not a thread without a fanboy >.>

OT: It's not a capcom game without shit acting.

I resent that! I'm no fanboy. ...not a Zelda fanboy anyway.