It's official chaps- mastrubation will save you from cancer!

[YourUsualSuspect]

At last, medical confirmation we are not bashing away to an early grave

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-188886/Give-health-helping-hand-men.html

 

[siffty]

ill be back in 10 dont wait up

 

[damselgaming]

... medical information... from The Daily Mail.

 

[monkey jesus]

That's all well and good but you try it as a substitute for CPR and see how quickly they throw you out of the St John's Ambulance. <----joke for British folk

 

[Simalacrum]

...Ooooook then... Thats not really something I wanted to read in the morning... In school.

 

[likalaruku]

Well, I also learned that getting castrated early in life added 10 years life expectancy, prevented male pattern baldness & unsighly body hair. But I guess you'd get cancer than. Either way, you rid your body of semen, which apparently wants to kill you while it's still in your body. Your damned if you do & damned if you don't.

 

[TimeLord]

Either way, you rid your body of semen, which apparently wants to kill you while it's still in your body.

Tiger Woods will never get cancer then

OT: I want to believe its true but it's from the Daily Mail

 

[Aardvark]

What about sex? Will sex work, too, or is anti-cancer a solo act?

 

[matt87_50]

What about sex? Will sex work, too, or is anti-cancer a solo act?

what is this "sex" of which you speak?

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Don't the Daily Mail report that everything else can give you cancer? I wouldn't take anything they say as even gossip material let alone scientific fact.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

... medical information... from The Daily Mail.

There's pretty much nothing any of you can say that the above quote doesn't demolish.

"Clean out the ducts?" Really?

Admittedly, the scientists are not trained, nor licensed, nor actual scientists. In reality, we asked a few university-age nerds to tell us why their right hand is a healthier partner than the girlfriend they'll never have.

The 'scientists' could not be reached for a follow-up quote, as they were busy nursing the cancer they had contracted from the Grand Oak outside their dormitory's window, the metal in their kitchen faucet, and their roommate Gary.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Hmmmm....

 

[Mozza444]

Well thats good news for some.

 

[Crazy_Bird]

Has a nice ring to it.

Yet I always wonder about medical studies if they mix up correlation and causality.

 

[Sneaklemming]

Hmmmm....

Oh wow, what an eye opener.

 

[Supraliminal]

Ow, they made the classic mistake

"The accumulation of carcinogens can lead to prostate cancer, which is on the rise in Britain, affecting 25,000 men each year.
Up to 10,000 of them will die, making it the second-biggest cancer killer."

How about the rest?
-Eternal life?
-Reincarnation?

Tell me dailymail, tell me.

 

[YourUsualSuspect]

official really should have been "Official"

shocking the Daily Mail actually 'discovered' something that Doesn't give you cancer tho, surely a first!

 

[traceur_]

Like we needed another reason, well then, if you'll excuse me I'm off to protect myself from cancer...