I've finally fallen fellow Escapists...

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Paragon Fury

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I went and got THESE today;


I think this is the point where we can finally say I've given up on "normal" or relationships and gone full nerd. Not that there was much doubt in the past.


Its' surprisingly funny and entertaining to read though, for a fanservice manga. More than the game was to be sure.
 

Zontar

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Oh there's a Manga too? I only have the anime and one of the games.

One of us, one of us, one of us!
 

Parasondox

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From a Para to another Para here, er... like myself, your doing a bit right? Like satire? Or something.
 

Silentpony_v1legacy

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Paragon Fury said:
I think this is the point where we can finally say I've given up on "normal" or relationships and gone full nerd. Not that there was much doubt in the past.
If it makes you feel any better, Kanye West went full 'normal' relationship and ended up in the hospital with a psychological break. So how valuable is normal anyway?
 

Wrex Brogan

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My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!
 

Paragon Fury

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Wrex Brogan said:
My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!
I'm...pretty sure they're just resting on the sword she is holding.
 

Wrex Brogan

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Paragon Fury said:
Wrex Brogan said:
My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!
I'm...pretty sure they're just resting on the sword she is holding.
At that angle? It's using the sword as jumping off point, damn thing must be free-floating already.
 

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Silentpony said:
Paragon Fury said:
I think this is the point where we can finally say I've given up on "normal" or relationships and gone full nerd. Not that there was much doubt in the past.
If it makes you feel any better, Kanye West went full 'normal' relationship and ended up in the hospital with a psychological break. So how valuable is normal anyway?
For a given value of normal.

Though, in general I'd agree about the idea of "normality" (not to say that not being normal must necessarily be better), but not a great example.
 

Paragon Fury

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Wrex Brogan said:
Paragon Fury said:
Wrex Brogan said:
My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!
I'm...pretty sure they're just resting on the sword she is holding.
At that angle? It's using the sword as jumping off point, damn thing must be free-floating already.
She is holding the sword at pretty severe angle if you look. Its' the long black thing underneath them?
 

Wrex Brogan

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Paragon Fury said:
Wrex Brogan said:
Paragon Fury said:
Wrex Brogan said:
My god, the breasts on the second one have a mind of their own, they look like they're trying to escape or something. God damn, someone get the artists for these an anatomy lesson!
I'm...pretty sure they're just resting on the sword she is holding.
At that angle? It's using the sword as jumping off point, damn thing must be free-floating already.
She is holding the sword at pretty severe angle if you look. Its' the long black thing underneath them?
I know what the sword is, it's just her boobs are so unreal that, unless they have the physical properties of water balloons and are attached to her chest far higher than breasts should be, it doesn't make a lick of sense for her boob to be acting like that. And that's just ignoring the physical properties of her uniform - it looks to be skin tight, but if it was skin tight then she wouldn't be able to move her boob like that. Doesn't make any sense. Yes, yes, fanservice anime, they ignore such things like cloth physics and basic anatomy, but it still looks like the breast equivalent of a 14th century knight whipping out a mobile phone to play some Angry Birds - shit's just plain distractin' with how hard it doesn't make sense.
 

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(Please keep in mind that this is coming from someone that has never played any of the games, only watched the anime and read the manga)

Not going to lie, volume 3 was a huge letdown. After waiting over a year for it to finally come out, we don't get to see the other girls really fight, our epic showdown is really just another "I know you're a good person at heart, we're the same!" shouting match, and the whole thing was a rush job.

Watch the opening scene in the anime, the one where Asuka is on her training mission. The action in that scene is what we should have gotten at the end in the manga, but it just wasn't.

Worse, the first two books make it seem like we're going to get an interesting story about infiltration, betrayal, and ninja tactics mixed in with loads of fan service. I liked that Hibari almost seemed to be the main character, and that the story was going to be more about her conflict first. Then I thought we'd get more stories about the other girls.
Instead, it feels like the final version used the handbrake to make a hard right and ended up wrecking the car.

Am I clearly thinking and being too critical of a manga that is based on a fan service fighting game? Yes. But that's why I felt so let down by volume 3. The first two had potential to be more than just "We're ninjas and our boobs can crush your head" but the third one did not deliver. I've heard that this happened because it was cancelled so they had to rush, which just makes it more of a shame.
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
It's like a fetish magazine for chiropractors. "Oh, man, imagine women like her actually walking around! All those back problems! I'd be set for life!"
That's the first thing that pops into my mind as well these days. The boobs just look unnatural and quite literally unbearable.

OT: Your waifu is a shit. Watch Widowmaker porn and read Dorohedoro instead.



Yes, the one on the left is a woman. Can't you tell?
 

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At this point I'm just here waiting for the inevitable troll quote. You guys should know the one.

Enjoy your books in peace Paragon. Godspeed!
 

Fox12

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Really? This is the point where it got weird? Dude, the normal boat sailed off without you long ago.

Which is probably for the best, there's not much worse then being "normal." Whatever that means these days.
 

DarthCoercis

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... I was going to say something, but I spend at least a 3rd of my weekly income on magic cards, so I can't say shit.
 

Tony2077

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yeah normal for me is long gone hell i bought vn turned anime Koihime ? Musou that was released over here 3 seasons 13 episodes each