Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Cabin Fever

[Jim And Yahtzee]

Cabin Fever

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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[Miyenne]

Oh Jim, I so look forward to my laugh in the morning. Thank you.

And very well done again, Yahtzee.

 

[Goliath100]

Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Terminal velocity of a human: ~192 km/h. (Figures are unavailable for man-sized turtles and mushrooms are not available at this time.)
Falling for ~6 days, or 144 hours.
Total distance fallen: ~ 27,648 km.
Diameter of the Earth: 12,762 km.

I don't know where the Mushroom Kingdom is, but the planet must be significantly lacking in density if people aren't being crushed by gravity.

 

[Revolutionary]

Thanks Jim, nevermore. That mental image is something I'll carry to my grave.

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

 

[zerragonoss]

Terminal velocity of a human: ~192 km/h. (Figures are unavailable for man-sized turtles and mushrooms are not available at this time.)
Falling for ~6 days, or 144 hours.
Total distance fallen: ~ 27,648 km.
Diameter of the Earth: 12,762 km.

I don't know where the Mushroom Kingdom is, but the planet must be significantly lacking in density if people aren't being crushed by gravity.

Isn't that a given when they have so many holes that go to that far, and don't just lead into the planets core?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I know I only have myself to blame Jim. But you still should know that you have a gift for disturbing me.

 

[Lightknight]

Great entry. I really enjoyed the goomba perspective (or turtle, or whatever).

Jim... haha, creepy as usual. Love it as always.

I'm glad we have such different styles with you two. Something to appeal to everyone. Neither necessarily better than the other. Both insanely creative.

 

[Goliath100]

Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

What, are you gonna explore the sexuality of more Nintendo...char..act...ers.

OMG, keep Jimmy away from Fire Emblem: Awakening. We do not want him to find out about Tharja and her madness possibly stemming from her denying her own sexuality (possibly). The evil resulting from that would be greater than EA's + Activision's x Skeletor's.

 

[Guffe]

Jesus I'm pissing myself laughing

Great job, both of you, this show is just getting better and better!

 

[MonkeyPunch]

Yahtzee's was pretty damn funny.
Jim's... I for some reason wasn't expecting the last bit - even though I should have known better.
The very last bit made laugh though.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Well Jim, you have a point.
As Yahtzee said,
Then again, <.< You did write the thing....

 

[templar1138a]

That was a nice change in format, Yahtzee.

And Jim... well, you did a thing.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Escapist, I think Jimmy is trying to say something. Maybe Bobby have a poet in him, because Jimmy seems like he want out.

This is too much fun to surrender so soon. I have way more sights to show you.

Heh. Nice Pinhead homage.

If Jim where a Cenobite... I doubt much would change actually.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

No bestiality until the last verse?

I applaud you on your restraint Jim.

 

[Mr. Q]

God dammit, Jim... You have a point. -_- I do watch your half in the vain hope that you will get over your sexual debauchery. I guess I'm asking for too much from one man... with an odd collection of sex toys that would make Larry Flint blush.

Perhaps we both need to take a break. Perhaps its time to step outside for a bit, leave our computers behind, embrace the sun's warm glow, and try interacting with actual human... OH, LOOK! A BIG PICTURE EPISODE I HAVE YET TO WATCH!!

 

[Bindal]

Terminal velocity of a human: ~192 km/h. (Figures are unavailable for man-sized turtles and mushrooms are not available at this time.)
Falling for ~6 days, or 144 hours.
Total distance fallen: ~ 27,648 km.
Diameter of the Earth: 12,762 km.

I don't know where the Mushroom Kingdom is, but the planet must be significantly lacking in density if people aren't being crushed by gravity.

You're assuming
a) that a koopa is infact falling as fast as a human (they probably fall less)
b) that the koopa was falling for six full days - while he obviously didn't have the full first and last. So cutting it down to around 120 to 130 hours instead of 144 makes more sense.

Also, may I remind you that in the Mushroom Kingdom, overweight plumbers are albe to jump several meters in the air?