Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Dylan the Christmas F!*kdog

[Jim And Yahtzee]

Dylan the Christmas F!*kdog

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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[Goliath100]

Why do I feel like Jimmy is trying to antagonise me? Like me specifically. Or is this about EA?Because Jimmy, there is other topics than EA and fucking you know.

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

I am a professional.

 

[StormShaun]

I am a professional.

You are professional at being professional Sir Jim.
Fabulously professional.

I feel like that song will be in my head for a while.
While Yahtzee's would be perfect for a weird European film or a Z-list movie like Sharknado.

 

[xGrimReaperzZ]

I was speechless for most of the video..

Yahtzee's took a turn to the worse, but Jim's was just weird, i mean, did i miss anything? did EA do something?

 

[rofltehcat]

Yahtzee's is awesome. Jim's is... Dysmal Jesters-style (old Destructoid podcast) which I don't like but other people probably enjoy that kind of stuff.

 

[BoredAussieGamer]

Ok, did not see that coming in Yahtzee's poem.

I mean, Jesus. It was just depressing, then...

I am a professional.

Obligatory thank God for you.

 

[madigan]

Wait, I thought Jim's dog was named Bartleby? Where'd this Dylan fellow come from? Did y'all pick up a rescue animal from the shelter? He sounds right precocious.

 

[Mr. Q]

I am a professional.

And, yet, that still does not make me feel at ease.

Just kidding, Jim. We love you and Ben "Yahtzee". But there are moments where we worry about you two. You would let us know if something is wrong, right? ^^;

 

[God of Path]

Unfortunately for poor little orphan Jimmy, all he received was a Christmas Fuckdog.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Yahtzee's poem took me by surprise, I was not expecting that. Jim's poem on the other hand was more or less expected.

 

[MowDownJoe]

Yahtzee, was there something you never got for Christmas? Like a giant spider-mech?

 

[Guffe]

Yahtzee's poem took me by surprise, I was not expecting that. Jim's poem on the other hand was more or less expected.

Me too, I was going all like "well soon someone will come and adpt him and take him..."
...
...
"WTF just happened "

Then Jim also came along... didn't help...

 

[Mikeyfell]

So Yahtzee had my favorite internet video of 2013 with his Friends at the End poem

Now (And I know 2014 is going to be a long year but) Yahtzee has my favorite poem of 2014.
That was incredible.

Let it be noted that I paused the video to comment before Jim even started speaking. Let's see what he has to say.

... oh... well okay that was...
It hasn't been 2014 for 10 hours and I already need brain soap. Thank god for Jim

 

[kailus13]

Yahtzee's poem took me by surprise, I was not expecting that. Jim's poem on the other hand was more or less expected.

Me too, I was going all like "well soon someone will come and adpt him and take him..."
...
...
"WTF just happened "

"He's gonna ask for money for the orphanage... Maybe not."

Seems a bit ambitious to take on the entirety of australia though Jimmy. Won't you get hungry at some point?

 

[ritchards]

Is Yahtzee channelling Jon Peters?

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Yahtzee, that made me laugh out loud when the turn in tone occurred.

Jim... err... E for effort I guess?

 

[MortisLegio]

I want a giant robot spider too, because I already have a Wii.

 

[Pebkio]

In the words of Sigmund Freud: Sometimes a Christmas Fuck Dog is just a dog that fucks all of the stuff you brought into the house for Christmas.

...I might be paraphrasing a little...

On a related note: Jim: Do you want to keep doing this or not? I get the feeling that you really don't.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Yahtzee's poem took me by surprise, I was not expecting that. Jim's poem on the other hand was more or less expected.

Me too, I was going all like "well soon someone will come and adpt him and take him..."
...
...
"WTF just happened "

Then Jim also came along... didn't help...

I'll tell you what happened, Yahtzee's poem got METAL! \m/ Giant robot spiders to enact vengeance on your enemies? Fuck and yes!

I am a professional.

Yeah, Jim, that's not enough to get Dylan his own animated Christmas special on major network.