Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Pipes of Passion

[Jim And Yahtzee]

Pipes of Passion

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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[StormShaun]

Damn Yahtzee's was daaaaaark.
I think it puts up an argument that you shouldn't leave your DS on a bus.
And leave your town for a long while.

I liked the dark room in Jim's with the light from the iPad on his face.
eerie yet aweeeeeeesome~


Both were dark yet ... well ... yeah.
It's no contest that I can say this.
They both rock!

And oh Jim ... you at the end. Thumbs up.

 

[Miyenne]

Yahtzee, great as always. That game always makes me feel guilty if I neglect it for more than a day or two.

Jim, that was a bit crude for me and not funny. Which is sad cause I usually love you.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

That was needlessly disturbing Jim.

 

[pretzil]

Mario's 'teardrop' fluid becomes more disturbing at the conclusion of the story...

 

[Mister K]

So, why would Mr. Sterling want to kill Mario/Nintendo? Because of Animal crossing too? Or is there something else?

 

[Weaver]

I really liked Yahtzee's! Reminds me on the gamecube Animal Crossing when I booted up my town like 1 year and 2 months later, it was crazy in there!

Jim's was just... messed up . But I want to know what happens next!

 

[Something Amyss]

So, why would Mr. Sterling want to kill Mario/Nintendo? Because of Animal crossing too? Or is there something else?

Mario was screwing his wife.

...Giving a whole new meaning to the term "1-up."

 

[DerangedHobo]

OH GOD, JIM'S PART, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THAT WAS POETRY.
Bravo.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Nice joke at the end Yahtzee, didn't see it coming.

Jim......You do know you left your DNA ALL over the crime scene, right?
Also, There's more?! 0_o Oh, God no......

 

[RJ 17]

Damnit, now all I can see is that image of Jim in his boxers on an exercise bike, raging at how he's been betrayed by the Red Plumber.

 

[JenSeven]

Jim seems to have unfortunately regained some of his sanity.
I liked his one from last week more. The rampant lunacy of that one combined with its cheerfulness was completely messed up.
This one was darker and slightly less mad. But also good.

And Yahtzee, what can we say about that. It is "as expected" I would say.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Don't worry Yahtzee, you can turn the town around in 24 hours, the residents will forgive you, even the acid scarred ones!

Jim's flow sounded kind of cheerful while the content was dark, the combination made it very creepy.

 

[Mister K]

So, why would Mr. Sterling want to kill Mario/Nintendo? Because of Animal crossing too? Or is there something else?

Mario was screwing his wife.

...Giving a whole new meaning to the term "1-up."

Yes, I've heard that. But who IS this wife? Or there is no metaphore and I am overthinking?

 

[bunnielovekins]

The most disturbing thing about that was yahtzee's receding hairline, though it does make him a little more human to us mortals. Jim remains cryptic (or, more accurately, nonsensical) as ever.

 

[-Dragmire-]

So, why would Mr. Sterling want to kill Mario/Nintendo? Because of Animal crossing too? Or is there something else?

Mario was screwing his wife.

...Giving a whole new meaning to the term "1-up."

Yes, I've heard that. But who IS this wife? Or there is no metaphore and I am overthinking?

Based on last week, I'd say Miltank...

 

[Mister K]

So, why would Mr. Sterling want to kill Mario/Nintendo? Because of Animal crossing too? Or is there something else?

Mario was screwing his wife.

...Giving a whole new meaning to the term "1-up."

Yes, I've heard that. But who IS this wife? Or there is no metaphore and I am overthinking?

Based on last week, I'd say Miltank...

Oh MY GOD! That makes perfect sense! Damn you, Mario, you japanese-italian bastard!

 

[AdmiralCheez]

The other day I booted up the original Gamecube Animal Crossing after neglecting it for over eight years. I was disappointed at the lack of devastation I was expecting. Other than the creepy, stalker-ish messages from the townsfolk ("It's been 493 weeks since you last talked to me. I was beginning to wonder if you hate me."), it's pretty much the same as if you left the game for a few weeks. No massive fields of weeds, no cockroach armies, even my gold statue was still sparkling when I emerged into the sun. My favorite one was talking to someone I had promised to deliver an item to. He was disappointed that I was a little late, but was still happy I finished the job. One would think that after eight years, he would just go get it himself.

 

[TiberiusEsuriens]

Is it just me or is Jim's "Lets unsettle all the viewers" shtick getting a lot more crude lately? Jimquisition has also been more crude, less normal-awkward.