Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: To Kill a Microsoft-bird

[Jim And Yahtzee]

To Kill a Microsoft-bird

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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[MichaelMaverick]

This is so easily the best show on the site, it's not even funny.

 

[Mr Fist]

*sniff* *sniff*

Oh Jim, that was beautiful...

 

[DTWolfwood]

Just when the Desolation of Smaug teaser trailer was released. Awesome

 

[contla]

Jim has the voice of an angel. Those little fat baby ones.

 

[V TheSystem V]

It looked like Jim was trying not to laugh to start with. Thank God for Jim and his bard-like standing.

However, if Microsoft use force to enslave us all, Jim may get his tongue cut out.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Yes! Down with the with the Great Dragon Microsoft!

 

[Fordo]

f'n A Cotton... f'n A!!!

 

[E-Hybrid]

That was brilliant.

 

[Vicioussama]

haha!! Wow Jim! That is an epic poem if I've ever heard! We should see if Peter Jackson will make a trilogy outta it

I still hope for a Dr. Seuss style poem from Jim

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

Both good this week, but THAT, my dear Mr. Sterling, was fucking beautiful.

 

[BrionJames]

Thank you gentlemen for keeping prose amusing. I agree watching Microsoft flounder will be one of the most amusing prospects this coming year.

 

[BabySinclair]

Jim, you need to do more ballads, that was great. I usually prefer Yahtzee's prose but you easily won me over this week, keep it up.

 

[Vicioussama]

Jim, you need to do more ballads, that was great.

off topic, but I just want to say...

NOT THE MOMMA!

 

[Something Amyss]

Sinking ships and dragonslayers. If only the two combined.

Jim has the voice of an angel. Those little fat baby ones.

A cherub?

 

[Wolf Hagen]

All Jim needet was a lute, and I'd call him a f*****g bard!

 

[Andy Shandy]

Both great, but Jim's was just fantastic.

Although Dragon's Dick sounds like the name for a porn version of Dragon's Dogma.

 

[tzimize]

Oh man. Jim.....there are no words. You've spent them all.

 

[MrRabbit]

jim so gets it this week