Jimquisition: Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story

[Jimothy Sterling]

Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story

It's time you people got a little bit of culture down your filthy gullets. Jim Sterling has been hard at work penning his magnus opus, and he has invited you lucky children into his studio for a sneak preview.

Join the world's greatest warrior poet as he provides a reading of his latest, greatest, literary work -- Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story.

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[El Luck]

Ok this doesn't have anything to do with the video but why am I being asked to verify my age?

 

[njsykora]

Ok this doesn't have anything to do with the video but why am I being asked to verify my age?

When you watch the video, you'll know.

 

[Jimothy Sterling]

Ok this doesn't have anything to do with the video but why am I being asked to verify my age?

According to the people in charge, this week's video blurred the line between editorial and erotica.

 

[El Luck]

Ok this doesn't have anything to do with the video but why am I being asked to verify my age?

When you watch the video, you'll know.

Yeah I'm watching it and I get the reason for it. But if they're able to see if i'm a pub club member or not to give me the advertising accordingly, surely they can use the same thing to see that I'm old enough without needing me to put in the information.

Crazy talk I know.

Actually scratch that. Watching it I still don't get the requirement for me to verify my age. Not really any different from any of his videos to be honest.

 

[Falseprophet]

Dr. Mordin Solus recommends avoiding fellatio with Garrus: dextro-amino acids can cause an allergic reaction in Shepard's body. Also, watch out for chafing.

Thanks for nearly making me laugh loudly at work, Jim.

 

[Syntax Man]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lemme get this straight, Jim and Yahtzee can cus like sailors and the thing is fine with that, but an the mere mention of homosexuality it age gates the fucking thing?

Real mature, seems that this world still has a long way to go.

As for the actual episode...what the flying fuck was that?

 

[D34dM4n]

*stands up, begins slow clap*

Bravo, sir. Bravo

 

[j0frenzy]

....Yeah. I can fap to this. Thanks Jim.

 

[geier]

This was the first Jimquisition that was to boring to watch, i skipped in 30 second steps.

 

[Zhukov]

Oh Jesus, that was fucking hilarious.

Although it would be awfully difficult to explain if someone were to see it in my browser history.

Also, I am totally har Also, I would dearly like to know how he managed to keep a straight face while reading it.

 

[Luke5515]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lemme get this straight, Jim and Yahtzee can cus like sailors and the thing is fine with that, but an the mere mention of homosexuality it age gates the fucking thing?

Real mature, seems that this world still has a long way to go.

As for the actual episode...what the flying fuck was that?

I don't think it was the mere mention of homosexuality that warranted the age limit.

It took me until the "Mass Effect had turned him gay" that I realized what Jim's point was. Good episode though.

 

[Mouse_Crouse]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lemme get this straight, Jim and Yahtzee can cus like sailors and the thing is fine with that, but an the mere mention of homosexuality it age gates the fucking thing?

Real mature, seems that this world still has a long way to go.

As for the actual episode...what the flying fuck was that?

Many of Yahtzee's videos go into homosexual humor quite at length. I don't think that was the reason.

 

[dtocs]

Spoiler

This pleases me, pleases me greatly.

 

[Varya]

If you wont say it, I will...
Thank GOD for Jim Sterling!

 

[Qitz]

That was meh.

 

[Magnalian]

Jim, clearly you have missed your calling by becoming an editor. Obviously your greatest skill is writing Mass Effect slash fiction.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lemme get this straight, Jim and Yahtzee can cus like sailors and the thing is fine with that, but an the mere mention of homosexuality it age gates the fucking thing?

Real mature, seems that this world still has a long way to go.

As for the actual episode...what the flying fuck was that?

Yahtzee has done plenty of gay jokes before, so I doubt that's it. This video is just going a bit further than usual.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

This was hilarious. Bravo

 

[Atary77]

*applaudes* Wow just... bravo Jim. Bra-fucking-vo

Now I have to ask, can you really write that all out on a PS Vita?