Jokes that get overused.

[Engarde]

Simple, which jokes have you heard so much, that they are now bland and overdone? Alternatively, which ones were never funny to begin with?

Well, for me at least, any mentions of hammertime when smiting foes with hammers. That bothers me. Grrr.

Now, escapists, which jokes grate on your ear?

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

"Go make me a sammich!"

"Get back to the kitchen!"

Those are usually said by men. BUT OH HO HO SO VERY VERY FUNNY WHEN WOMEN SAY IT TOO. SO EDGY LOL


And I'd also like to **** punt girls who say, "Suck my dick."
OH SO VERY FUCKING CLEVER. IT'S FUNNY CAUSE LIKE, GIRLS DON'T HAVE PENIS' BUT THEY'RE STILL TELLING ME TO SUCK ON IT.

LMAOROLFSKATES.


Yes I mad.

 

[Frequen-Z]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

 

[dex-dex]

the "that's what she said jokes" not used properly

rarly is it pure gold!

 

[Rylingo]

"What time is it?"
"Time you got a watch."

*sigh*

 

[orangecharger]

Any riffing on cake and it being a lie.

 

[Alandoril]

"Your mum" and "That's what she said" are overused but I can't help but laugh or at least smile at them.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Rick Roll

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[The_root_of_all_evil]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, 9000 is over your mother!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, your mother makes jokes about you! (Over 9000 times)

But yeah, anything 'your mum' related annoys me, just because they're over done. Also, people quoting from the Anchorman script.

And anything cake related, thanks to Portal. I don't care about the cake any more. I never did, really. Although for some reason I still find companion cube jokes funny.

 

[Catalyst6]

Portal jokes
Monty Python jokes
Anything relating to maternal figures
LOLcats and their diction

By the gods, the list is endless...

 

[Darth_Dude]

YOUR MUM! HAHAHHA LOL!

Seriously guys, give it a rest.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

All of those facebook "likes" saying "lol jk"

 

[Frequen-Z]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, 9000 is over your mother!

Spoiler: whaaaaat!?

Also, I'd like to add lolcats and Chuck Norris to my list.

 

[Lacsapix]

Knock, Knock!

 

[Glamorgan]

Monty Python jokes.

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I'm sorry, but this skit is brilliant. How are those things overused?

OT: I'd have to say "your mum" and "thats what she said". And Chuck Norris jokes. They are not funny. Get over it.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

All of those facebook "likes" saying "lol jk"

I agree with this. I haven't joined a single one, and want them all to burn. They seem to have lasted even longer than those twatty picture things.

 

[Engarde]

"What time is it?"
"Time you got a watch."

*sigh*

You can do what I do, and respond with, 'time to get a new joke!'
And if you want to take it further, make a remark about the irony of that clever counter.