just how weird are you?

[knumpify]

was perusing through a post saying that we need more vitamin D, where someone mentioned that we need sunlight to synthesize it. I mentioned that I'm allergic to sunlight. I was just wodering how many other oddities are out there?

I'll start off. I'm a genetic vampire. I was born with an allergy to sunlight, low hemoglobin, photosensitivity, a very high resistance to cold, and a very low resistance to heat. my body temperature is a cool and controlled 95.1* (normal is 98.6*) and I have a internal clock reversal. Basically, bright light makes me tired, darkness wakes me up. trust me, my hydro bill sucks.

go ahead with the vampire jokes, I've heard 'em all. you can't offend. and before you all ask, no I'm not allergic to garlic or holy water

 

[knumpify]

I'm a little more sensitive to light than that. if i'm going to be out for more than five minutes, I've got to wear spf 75, else I'll get second degree burns(blistering) on my exposed skin. it takes about five to ten minutes for me to burn. one time, I was walking to my friends house, wore sun screen, said my back was sore. she took off my shirt to have a look, apparently, I burned through my t-shirt

 

[Easykill]

You're lucky you live in this day and age where it's possible to stay inside most of the time, and religious fanatics won't kill you.

As for me, my weirdness lies in that there's nothing weird about me.

Ok, I lied, but there's not much. I have an indent in my chest and I only bleed out of my left nostril, but it bleeds pretty much at a poke.

 

[Kogarian]

I've always been considered weird by my peers. I have almost no motivation, yet I'm fairly intelligent. I've been into science, gaming, and reading at the same time my peers starting hunting, learned to ride four-wheelers, and started making friends. While I do have friends, I've never been part of an actual social clich. I've always been wandering between groups, making friends with some members and enemies of others. I probably have OCD and an anxiety disorder, the latter of which has been proven to run in my family. I have to constantly re-check things to make sure I didn't miss anything or to make sure everythings in it's place, and large crowds and stressful situations lead me to physical illness (I've had prolonged chest-pains, queesy stomachs, headaches, etc since I was ten). I can watch many different types of sexual acts (to a certain level of kinkiness) and not be freaked out, things that normally freak my friends out. I'm seventeen and my permits about to run out...I don't enjoy driving and I despise my Drivers Ed. teacher. I have never had a serious relationship with a girl.

I also have sensitive skin and eyes (I'm really pale and have blond hair and blue eyes)and I'm more active at night (not to extreme you're at Knumpify, but just a tad bit more than 'normal' people)...I tend to play outside in the rain, snow, and at nightime because it just seems...more interesting for some reason.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that I got into a long, several year period of depression that I'm just coming out of.

 

[Calobi]

I cannot get infections for some reason. Even if dirt is rubbed in an open cut, it heals perfectly normally.
Like Khell, I don't brush my teeth regularly but have never had a cavity. In fact, I have the healthiest teeth in my family.
One of my eyes is legally blind (8/20) while the other is near perfect (18/20).
Finally, I've had migraines since I was 5 with no apparent cause (I've gone to 3 different specialists and been tested for allergies, of which I have none.).

 

[Mstrswrd]

Well, I have a low body temp as well, though not as low as yours, knumpify (mine flucuates between 96.8 and 95.8). I also am unusually sensitive to heat, and am resistant to cold. This has more to do with my half Greek ancestry (Short, sturdy people built to work outside all day in all conditions). However, I have naturally lightly tanned skin (again, half Greek), though that has faded over the years somewhat. Most of this stuff isn't that odd for me, 'cause my dad and his dad were like that as well.

What is most odd about me is that all emotion, from joy, to sadness, to pleasure, ends up being converted to anger, which eventually combines with hate to form rage. So, basically, If I'm really happy during the day, by night time, I'll be really pissed off. If I'm really sad, within minutes, I'll be pissed off. Makes it real awkward to hang out with friends, 'cause I'll start getting angry for no reason.

 

[caseyday09]

I was hit with a truck (Ford f150 with a U-haul) and I flew 22 feet. I only broke one bone in my leg and that was from the impact. I could not walk for 2 months when I was going to be out for 4. Oh be the way the truck was going 20 to 30 miles per hour, which my math teacher said that sent me mock 1!

 

[randomlynessive]

lol, knumpify, that would be awesome yet gay at the same time. Sadly, you dont get the benefits of being a vampire, just the shittiness.

Me, the weird thing about me is, ive never been sick enough in my life that a 1-2 hour rest couldnt cure (minus the chickenpox, damn chickenpox). If i ever feel bad, headache, nausea, a 1-2 hour rest will fix me right up. Also, when i had my appendix taken out, i recovered a whole 2 weeks earlier than what the doctors said would be a normal recovery rate. Im also the most gifted person i know, yet at the same time, the laziest, so it never shows in my scores. Half the time when taking a test, i cant even be bothered to do all the questions, so i do exactly the amount required to pass (my best time at this was scoring exactly 50% in my geogrpahy exam). Aside from that, i like to screw with peoples minds alot, my favourite two ways are:
making people feel really uncomfortable by discussing really disturbing sexual fetishes
and
being really nice to people for long peroids of time, the completely shunning them and being an overall dick to them.

i also occasionally have day dreams of killing lots of people while im bored. Aside from that, i guess you could call me pretty zen in nature. it takes alot to piss me off, and i tend to accept most insults to further confuse and irritate people, taking pleasure in their annoyance

and stuff...

theres probably more, but its pretty damn late here, so i cant think of anything

 

[knumpify]

hey, there are perks to being a vampire. chicks dig it, the night life is fun, and people don't mess with you when you have inch long fangs.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I enjoy watching Zero Punctuation. That's how weird I am. And you are too.

 

[sammyfreak]

Ill join the imba immune-defence squad and the inpenetrable teeth people.

I also have a incredibly oversized testicle, used to think it was Cancer but the doctors dident have a clue what it was.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

My eyes are different colours, my arms are both slightly double-jointed (I guess technically they're just more flexible than normal but that takes longer to say). Mentally, I'd say I'm pretty neurotypical, though I'm pretty introverted. Possibility of being chimeric, i.e. I might have two different blood types (heterochromia is symptomatic), but I haven't quite worked up the guts to walk into a hospital demanding to have repeated blood tests just to satisfy idle curiosity. I have a dry sense of humour, usually at the expense of others, and seem to have just the right amount of detachment from social norms to seem different in a charismatic way, but not enough to hit the 'freak' boundary. At least that's what I like to think to myself as I rock gently in a corner, shouting at anyone who comes close.

 

[soul_rune1984]

When I go in for blood tests, I can literally feel the blood being drawn from me to the point that I know exactly how many vials they took. This is with my head turned the other way with my eyes closed. Also, when they go to take my blood pressure, the devise reads that I have no blood pressure. I also have panic attacks if I'm stuck standing in a crowded bus. I'm OK if I'm sitting down but if I have to stand I freak out. I'm also hypersensitive to certain smells. I don't mind the smell of horse shit but if you come near me wearing perfume or aftershave, I will gag and possibly pass out. I could tell you more but I won't.

 

[zacaron]

im not that weard but i enjoy cunfusing and angering people with large words that they dont know. also insults dont seem to bother me and my elbows and fingers on both my hands are double jointed along with my shoulders.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

im not that weard but i enjoy cunfusing and angering people with large words that they dont know. also insults dont seem to bother me and my elbows and fingers on both my hands are double jointed along with my shoulders.

Same with the double jointedness here.

 

[Quistnix]

I can identify with a lot of XKCD [http://www.xkcd.com/] comics. I've corrected IQ tests as I took them. I'm dyslectic and a grammar Nazi. I haven't knowingly hurt another living creature since I was fourteen, and that's ten years ago. I haven't even swatted a fly.

I'm slightly obsessed with pizza, and with Nicole Kidman.

I've watched 135 movies since January first.

Is that weird?