Justice league rejects

[Cabisco]

I would like you guys to come with a super hero who's application got rejected from the justice league (or whatever superhero society you wish), as i forsee some quite funny results. Me and my mates did this and we found it all rather hilarious.

I myself became The Angry Drunk Man! Not to be confused with an angry drunk man, the THE is highly important in distingushing between a regular man who gets angry when drunk and me, the superhero. I even might make a superhero costume involving a white shirt, beer stains, a broken bottle and a black eye.

 

[Cabisco]

I will be THE JANITOR!!

He just cleans up the mess all the other super heros leave around after battling.

awesome, i told you the THE was very important

 

[GloatingSwine]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_Substitute_Heroes

You've got a way to go yet, younglings.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I will be THE BANANA

I'd make like a banana and split.

 

[Cabisco]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_Substitute_Heroes

You've got a way to go yet, younglings.

oh fuck, well thats what i get for making a thread. Though i was expecting Mystery men to make an appearance...

You have caused this :'(

 

[SextusMaximus]

THE NECROPHILIAC!...

...I REALLY don't want to explain what he does...

 

[Dragonearl]

I want to be Captain Obvious!. I just make obvious remarks at people the whole time.

 

[AngloDoom]

I...AM...

IRON MAN!

I get everyone in the Justice Leauge ready by pressing their shirts, keeping them without crease nor fold!

Also, I occasionally spew burning steam from every orifice with a sudden 'HISSSSS'.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

THE PROCRASTINATOR!

Because... wait, I need to feed the cat.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I will be...


JERRY ATTRICK!

 

[Cabisco]

I...AM...

IRON MAN!

I get everyone in the Justice Leauge ready by pressing their shirts, keeping them without crease nor fold!

Also, I occasionally spew burning steam from every orifice with a sudden 'HISSSSS'.

You sir are quite possibly a genuis, and The Angry Drunk Man thanks you for ironing his beer stained tshirt. TO THE KEBAB SHOP!

 

[Hazz_11]

Tight Spandex Man and Personal Space Issues Boy

 

[waterhazard]

THE COMEDIAN.. A mighty funny chap and pooper hero (geddit) cracks really bad jokes to make the villains fall with laughter.

 

[Beartrucci]

I will be THE BANANA

I'd make like a banana and split.

...............*cough cough*.................

OT: I call dibs on Batman.

 

[Jim Grim]

Old Man! He's basically just a man, except... Old.

 

[TimeLord]

The Doctor I will be, he's basically a super hero saving planets and traveling through time and whatnot

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

the vegetable listener
he can talk only to certain types of asparagus between 6pm and 7pm