Kanye West wants to play protagonist in upcoming Contra film.

[Arsen]

Make up a horrible headline for a videogame movie...
Ah screw it, just make up a headline that would make you shite yourself videogame wise.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I just died inside.

And on Contra. Fuck.

 

[Azazcyh]

The Rock stars in the movie version of the game Doom... Oh wait.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Rock Band: Disney Superstars Edition! In stores now!

 

[Souplex]

Is there a movie equivalent of the Konami code that could get us better actors?
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start.

 

[Nova Tendril]

Al Gore plays the role of Gordon Freeman in the upcoming Half-Life movie.

 

[lowermiddleclassnerd]

"Made by Uwe Bowle" I have no idea how to say his name but he made postal and something else that really sucked

 

[hotacidbath]

"Made by Uwe Bowle"

I just threw up a little bit.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

Frank Miller directs Fable the Movie
The tagline is,"Be VERY afraid."

 

[gustcq]

Rock Band: Disney Superstars Edition! In stores now!

Hahahahaha playing Hanna Montana songs

 

[gustcq]

Make up a horrible headline for a videogame movie...
Ah screw it, just make up a headline that would make you shite yourself videogame wise.

At least it isnt R.kelly LOL

 

[Valiance]

Duke Nukem to be played by Justin Timberlake.

Movie set to take place during the events of Duke Nukem 1.

Directed by George Lucas.

 

[minoes]

Duke Nukem to be played by Justin Timberlake.

Movie set to take place during the events of Duke Nukem 1.

Directed by George Lucas.

Screen Play by Stephenie Meyer (Twilight).

 

[Devilpapaya]

Oprah starting in "hot coffee mod 2: the Movie"

Directed by George Lucas

Music by Rick Astley

Paid for by the Church of Scientology

 

[FalloutJack]

The Rock stars in the movie version of the game Doom... Oh wait.

By comparison, The Rock has some talent. Also, I am a Doom fan. But that's not the point. This is wrong for many reasons. First, Contra is a military game and Kanye West doesn't have a "Tough Dude" aura about him. Second, he does not possess the acting skills to fake it. Third, the characters in the Contra games...are white! (You want them 8-Bit Rambo guys to beat us up for screwing with their image?) Fourth, and this is just to be cruel...

*Looks around, carefully*

...just about everything Carlos Mencia said. Fifth, and most importantly, people in Contra die if you so much as cough in their general direction, so it'd be very easy to get...blown apart...in a Contra movie? Hmmm...lemme rethink this. If they do this authentically, we could lose Kanye for good. Hee hee hee...