Keanu Reeves is Immortal

[captainwillies]

Spoiler

what do you think?

 

[Marter]

I don't really know what to say. They do look similar, but it's impossible for someone to live that long. Maybe reincarnation is to blame, I don't know.

 

[C_sector]

@captainwillies Ever heard of plastic surgery? Maybe he got work done to look young.

 

[Billion Backs]

Funny stuff, although you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe in immortality. People have lived for more then a century before, but they don't exactly stay youthful.

Also, I don't get why people whined about Keanu Reeves performance in The Matrix. I thought he was a pretty cool guy. Characters don't have to have emotions, he was a cool and machine-like guy, and that's something to like in a person.

 

[Jark212]

Mother of god....

But there is a flaw in this; If he's really immortal, then why hasn't he learned to act???

 

[Marmooset]

One way to confirm: do they have any old sound recordings of Mounet saying something along the lines of "Pour etre, ou ne pas etre, dude"?

 

[child of lileth]

The first two pics really didn't make m too convinced. 10 years isn't very long. But the later pictures pretty much changed my mind. I think there's some kind of secret going on here. That and how is he getting roles as an actor still? It just doesn't make sense.

 

[Plurralbles]

Keanu might just be hiding something but that he's actually some guy that died in teh 20's? No, I dont' think that's the secret. I should go and kidnap him and convince him to tell me how he did it, if so.

 

[Red Rum]

Send this to Cracked.

 

[Marik2]

what do you think?

I thought you were gonna show this vid.

 

[CrashBang]

He doesn't look like that in the Bill & Ted films, in them he looks like a teenager... because he is
So he does age

 

[Autofaux]

Mother of god....

But there is a flaw in this; If he's really immortal, then why hasn't he learned to act???

Perhaps, but I believe there's a difference between never learning to act and never wanting to. Think about all the horrible movies he's been in. There's a period between Bill and Ted 1 and the Devil's Advocate and the patches between the Matrix (the original; not the sequels (God, no); no one could be paid enough to act in those) and Constantine where he just lost all desire to enjoy himself in a movie, whether it was all the stupid romantic comedies and futile pretensions to "film" that he submitted himself to. Here's where Matthew McConaughey is doing it wrong; why bother acting in a movie you would rather not be in were it not for the paycheck?

And even more recently The Day The Earth Stood Still. Droning, pretentious rubbish as it was. Sure, he was a fan of the original, but he knew bloody well what kind of tripe he was in.

I think more actors should subscribe to the Keanu Reeves School of Whether to Act in A Movie or Not. At least, once they get into the esteemed "Sure, we'll pay to have you in our bullshit picture (insert either Keanu Reeves, Steven Seagal or Val Kilmer)" position in Hollywood.

 

[Yureina]

Could it be... that he is actually "The One" like in the Matrix movies?

In any case, this made me chuckle.

 

[Sassafrass]

No, he's not immortal.

It just proves he cannot change his facial expressions at all. He was born expressionless!
Plus, I will kill him if it means my life!

[sup]I'm the resident Reeves hater, pleased to meet you.[/sup]

 

[duchaked]

yes...it is true...he is immortal
and there is no spoon

 

[Quaxar]

Maybe Mounet was Hindu and his punishment was to come back as himself but without acting skills? Nobody thought about that, eh?

 

[captainwillies]

Spoiler

what do you think?

I thought you were gonna show this vid.

THE PLOT THICKENS

 

[captainwillies]

Send this to Cracked.

swaim "top 5 reason why Keanu Reeves is a reincarnation of jesus"

 

[the Dept of Science]

I'm annoyed that out of all 7 billion people in the world, Keanu Reeves is the immortal one.