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[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I tank your stock protfolio, sending you into a panic and out a 71st story window.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I throw you in a fire.

Smile now! I dare you!

 

[Timotei]

I beat you to death with a spoon.

Over the course of a year.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I remove your eyes and replace them with molten lead.

 

[Timotei]

I send the whole of Public Security Section 9 after you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I beat you with a fork

 

[Timotei]

I beat you with a spork.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I set your avatar to fast forward, and you die of dizziness!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I fire your avatar from my Patented Penguin Cannon, and it goes flying into the sun.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I leave you out in the cold without eggnog.

 

[Timotei]

I drink all the eggnog you keep from Last of the Chinchillas.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I actually prove that your team is in fact "full of babies" therefor making you a "baby" then I drive you out into a forest and leave you there

 

[Lord Krunk]

The medic is a Sp-

Oh, too late.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

But...the spy never really was on your side either!

 

[Sam G]

I deduce that your avatar has green bits on it because of chronic gangrene, of which you die shortly after.

 

[wolfy098]

Your deduction angered the penguin and he bitchslapped you onto a sword rack...
oh dear thats alot of blood...

 

[Sam G]

I dig a pit and toss a live rabbit into it. The wolves chase it down and land on the spikes below.

 

[Lambi]

I throw some acid at you, melting you on the spot

 

[paasi]

Invoking the great sleeping power of Angra Manyu I smite you with a torrent of cataclysmic brimstone.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I smash the computer screen your on I then throw it and all the pieces into a volcano.