Kill the Ant

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

So the person has to come up with a way to kill an ant, then the next person gives a reason as to why it didn't kill him, and then tries to kill him again

You can use the most random and silly ways possible.

I'll start

The ant is stepped on by a boot

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

The ant is wearing impenetrable armor crafted by an alien race.
Killing this ant is a job for lasers.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Lasers cost too much

I recommend bashing it with a baseball bat

 

[Aerosteam]

Baseball bat is a grass move, it's not very effective against bug-types like the ant.

You need to use a fire-type move like magnifying glass.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

The armor is reflective, surly a magnifying glass will cause more harm to the attacker than to the ant.

Flying types are also super effective against bug types, anybody got a bird?

 

[Link_to_Future]

The speedy little guy is fast enough to dodge the focused sunlight avian attack. A new approach must be taken.

Light the entire lawn on fire. Let's see him escape from that inferno.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Rain is in the forecast,
Maybe he'll drown?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ants can float

Nuke it from orbit!

Bye bye ant!

 

[Scarim Coral]

The ant was in a fallout shelter when the nuke was lauch!

I pour a gallon of water onto the Ant!

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

the water drags the ant along into a sewage pipe where he finds himself in the sewers, only to come face to face with a crocodile

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The crocodile is dead

I toss a hand grenade at the ant

 

[LynxParadox]

the grenade was to far away from the ant to kill it

Lets try chainsaws!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The ant just slips between the teeth as the saw turns. That ant is fast!

Nukes.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

The ant has gained and immunity to nukes after the last time it was tried

But the nukes have caused giant mutant ants to arrive and now they're coming after him

 

[Tiger Sora]

The giant mutant ants were drawn off by the lure of a conveniently built local sugar factory across the street.


I'll kill it with over exposure to Tony Danza.

 

[LynxParadox]

The ant can't comprehend what Tony Danza is or what he's doing...

Lets lure him into a fire with sugar!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

This ant is a fire ant, IT ONLY MAKES HIM STRONGER!

Quick cut its legs off!

 

[Ljs1121]

Its legs are made of titanium, though!

Bullet to the brain?!?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Too quick, it must suffer for its terror!

Ax to the thorax?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

It's heated titanium armour would melt the axe as it approaches!

Send it to 4chan?