Last Person on Earth

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thestickman91

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What would you do if you were the last person on earth?
Edit: Also you dont have to worry about power or nuclear reactors melting down.
 

GodofDisaster

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Well I certainly wouldn't dance naked to the song War. (Looks around him.)

On another note I would just loot stuff.
 

Distorted Stu

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Make a fort and loot everything i ever wanted. Onc ei get bore with everything i would start to experiemnt with stuff that i normally couldnt do, that way if i die tryign at least i lived a full and happy life beforehand.
 

Fangface74

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knight of some random number said:
Well I certainly wouldn't dance naked to the song War. (Looks around him.)

On another note I would just loot stuff.
The concept of looting doesn't exist, by default everythings yours.
 

JemJar

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I'd probably commit suicide.

I know it defeats the point, but if I were guaranteed to be the last human alive what's the point?
 

PxDn Ninja

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lycanthrope321 said:
I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.
As you are the only living person, if you make a female version of yourself via cloning, and try to reproduce, would it be incest or masturbation?

I would collect all the items I ever wanted, then probably do the same thing though. Try to find a way to repopulate the planet.
 

Ekonk

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I'd probably head west to Germany, because if no-one tends to the Deltawerken over here anymore, the west of the Netherlands, if not the entire land, will be flooded with just one storm.
 

El Poncho

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I would make friends with animals, or attempt to, I would have to feed the animals in the local zoo and maintain it and shit. I'm sure I could spend the rest of my life taking care of the animals there and learning how to maintain a zoo.
 
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PxDn Ninja said:
lycanthrope321 said:
I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.
As you are the only living person, if you make a female version of yourself via cloning, and try to reproduce, would it be incest or masturbation?

I would collect all the items I ever wanted, then probably do the same thing though. Try to find a way to repopulate the planet.
Ahhh but therein lies the beuty of my plan, for because they will all have the exact same genetic code as me, they try to reproduce, bang, another me.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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PxDn Ninja said:
lycanthrope321 said:
I would seek to perfect clone technology, then clone myself, then make a dozen or so female clones.
As you are the only living person, if you make a female version of yourself via cloning, and try to reproduce, would it be incest or masturbation?

I would collect all the items I ever wanted, then probably do the same thing though. Try to find a way to repopulate the planet.
Matsurbation. Moving on, I'd find a way to get electricity, get all the most wonderful tech out there, move to a big house, take lycanthrope's idea and make one female clone (it gets lonely being the last person on earth), and get all the games out there. After doing that and putting it all in loot piles in 20 houses, I'd explore the world.
 

Simalacrum

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if there wasn't another person with me who is a female?

Kill myself, I can't live without some sort of company (which isn't imaginary or non-human)