Last Words

[halodude155]

You have just been shot by the movie villain, and he is escaping to the helichopter. The love interest/main character is leaning over you, watching you breathe your last breaths with tear filled eyes. You look up at them, and with your last breath, you whisper...

 

[Kingsman]

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK.

No, seriously:
"Tell the wife and kids that I always loved them..."
"I will... wait, since when did you have kids? You're not even with anyone!"
"I meant... YOUR wife and kids." *ugh*

 

[ZickyJackz]

"Well,Fuck...This wasn't supposed to happen"

 

[Usagi_dono]

"Ow, that hurt ya know"

 

[xHipaboo420x]

IRL, I'd probably spend so long thinking of something totally awesome to say that I'd just bleed out and die before I had a chance.

 

[Trendkill6]

"I shot JFK."

 

[Calobi]

"Kevlar."

I precede to stand back up and kill the bastard.

 

[ygetoff]

"This wasn't what I planned"
Or, "You must know this... I buried 1 million dollars under your front lawn. When you find it, it'll be yours."
Of course, there will be nothing there at all.

 

[Julianking93]

ouch

 

[IceStar100]

Fuck this hurts.

Oh just so you know there no tunnel when I dead there nothing there.

*Got to fuck with there head before I go.*

 

[JoshasorousRex]

"That was rude!!"

"Kanifan!" - My friend made up this random word =P

"Can I haz cookie?"

"And you couldn't jumped in front of the bullet eh? Jerk..."

 

[lordsandro]

To the main hero(ex-CIA agent who served in Panama):
"I may die but atleast I wasn't buttfucked in Panama."

 

[Kasawd]

Rosebud!

 

[Mozared]

"I see dead people".

 

[Yorgmiester]

"Can i get a rez?"

 

[JRCB]

"Call an ambulance. I think it's serious."

 

[uhgungawa]

That'll leave a mark

 

[Rigs83]

I still have DVDs in my Netflix queue.