Last Words

[blubuddy]

If you were on your deathbed what would your last words be?

 

[Blackadder51]

Fuck off.

 

[Insanum]

I buried the money in the...

OR

WATCH THIS![/B]

 

[BonsaiK]

I would start quoting the little sisters in Bioshock. Sure to creep out anyone listening.

 

[Snowalker]

"mmm... Fruitcake"

 

[Taberif]

Set this fucker off

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"I HAVE THE INFINITE POWER OF SPARDA!"

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Yargle blargle wargle splergle mergle bingle bongle garble warble farble cerple plergh".

 

[WrongSprite]

Fuck off.

Made me chuckle.

OT: "You know all that bad shit I said about God? Ahhh regret...."

 

[Jedoro]

With my last words, I curse Zoidberg

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"I HAVE THE INFINITE POWER OF SPARDA!"

No idea why I laughed so much at that.

Let's see. "Damnit, the monkey was rigged to blow!"

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"Tell your sister...your mother....your girlfriend...they made me fulfilled..."

 

[Abedeus]

"You win again, gravity..." *falls*

Or...


"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye..."

Or something in tongues. You know, saying every word in a different language.

Oby deine madres burn en Enfer... "May your mothers burn in Hell". Yeah. Would freak out people that know 4 languages. And anyone who would understand any part of the sentence.

Or something from the Bible, best if from the Book of Revelation. Some cool stuff there. And it's more than sure to freak people out, if quoted right.

With my last words, I curse Zoidberg

Damn, could've thought of that. Last breath not wasted.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Rosebud.

/thread

 

[Ciarang]

Gentlemen...

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Or something from the Bible, best if from the Book of Revelation. Some cool stuff there. And it's more than sure to freak people out, if quoted right.

Now there's an idea. Although I'd rather go for something from Warhamer 40,000, or perhaps Nineen Eighty-Four.

"Tell your sister...your mother....your girlfriend...they made me fulfilled..."

Wouldn't that be the cause of your death?

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Who's the world going to revolve around now?...blargh.