Left 4 Dead: Starring You!

[MBurner 93]

Imagine that in a year or two, Left 4 Dead 3, or whatever it'll be called, comes out, and one of the characters is based on you. What would they wear, how would they act, what weapons would they use, and what would they say? What would you be like as a L4D survivor? And I'm pretty sure this is search bar approved.

 

[TailsRodrigez]

Bob Marley t-shirt, jeans, my favorite pair of boots, and an machete and shotgun. All my actions would consist of finding my friends, and we'd go shooting any zombie hipsters

 

[Kajt]

My character would wear a hoodie, jeans and running shoes. His weapon would be any kind of assault rifle, and he'd say random stuff in Swedish, Finnish, German and English.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Khaki Pants, a Button Shirt and Star Wars shit
Crowbar. And I would shout as many references as I can. Like if I get a chainsaw, expect me to not shut up about it being my Lancer and me calling you Dom, the Rook, or Cole Train

 

[Lukeje]

I think my character would be pretty easy to implement; they could just reuse the Freeman character model but with jeans and a band T-shirt. I'd have some sort of home-made weapon constructed Macgyver-style, and I would hardly ever talk, except to cynically correct anyone when they say something stupid.

 

[Lord George]

Leather Jacket, combat boots and cargo jeans. Would probably use a switchblade and old revolver. Sing out parts of songs and 80's slang in a cockney accent (look Valve are American I don't think they'd understand a south-eastern accent.)

 

[Zacharine]

The cowardly, pessimistic, sarcastic, lazy and slightly overweight college teacher/senior student. Smokes, but coughs on it constantly because he hasn't actually smoked anything before, but due to impending apocalypse he no longer cares about lung cancer and wants to feel like a proper manly man for at least a day. He wears a childishly mocking T-shirt about physicists ruling the universe behind the scenes, plus ripped and dirty chaki pants he stole from the nearest clothing shop.

He refuses to use anything other than a shotgun, because that is the only 'proper' zombie killing tool. He constantly moans about it as well, always prepared to tell everyone else how it is the worst gun to fight zombies with, but that anything else is in his mind even worse. And hey, all those zombie movies must have been onto something, right? It just isn't a proper zombie apocalypse without a shotgun.

His plan is to stave off the inevitable doom for just one more hour at a time, so that once he dies and whatever afterlife comes his now-dead family can't say he was just sitting in front of the TV like usual. He expects to be dead and searching for juicy brains come next sunrise and is absolutely certain that the other survivors are optimistic fools who will share his fate.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

The character would be skinny with red long hair and pale moonlight skin,his outfit would be made of a pair of black and white slip-on shoes with a dark blue color of jeans with a white T-Shirt under a pitch black hoodie.His favorite weapon's will be the machete,any sub-machinegun,and the Sniper Rifle,and he would be shouting lines in English,Spanish,and Hungarian.

 

[PAGEToap44]

My character would wear my black boots, leather jacket, jeans and a green wooly hat. Average height, of a stocky build with a mop of untidy brown hair and a Lowlands Scottish accent. He would be the dependable one who would never complain about the hardships of the zombie apocolypse. But he would always be hungry. Prefered weapons would be machete and shotgun.

P.S. Character customisation is a good plan for Left 4 Dead 3.

 

[lewism247]

Imagine that in a year or two, Left 4 Dead 3, or whatever it'll be called, comes out, and one of the characters is based on you. What would they wear, how would they act, what weapons would they use, and what would they say? What would you be like as a L4D survivor? And I'm pretty sure this is search bar approved.

He would be wearing either a black hoody(with the hood up)or celtic top,he would wear dark coloured jeans and lacoste's.He would have a scarf covering hs mouth and part of his nose.He'd use a rifle and guitar and always have a molotov.He'd say stuff like up the rah.

 

[x434343]

Ellis is me. So, point is invalid.

 

[Vkmies]

My character would wear a hoodie, jeans and running shoes. His weapon would be any kind of assault rifle, and he'd say random stuff in Swedish, Finnish, German and English.

Wait, you know finnish?
Sehän on aika vitun hienoa!

OT: Motörhead or a zeppelin hoodie maybe a leather jacket on top of it. Jeans. Armed with a shotgun. I would be just sitting in the corner with my headphones on. Oh, theres a zombie! Shoot him! and continue.

 

[solidstatemind]

Let's see...
Attire:
Jungle Combat boots (they breathe a bit better)
BDU pants (they are well-designed for combat)
a snug shirt (something that wicks sweat)
a kevlar reinforced duster jacket
a bitchin' hat
motorcycle gauntlets with the trigger finger cut away
Bandoliers of ammo/magazines

Weapon of choice:
combat shotgun or assault rifle. Either/or. I might take an HK MG4 though. Something belt-fed, anyway.
sidearm would be a Beretta 93R

What I would say:
-That is fucking disgusting!
-I am really learning to loathe the dead.
-I remember the good old days: you put dead people in a box and buried 'em, or ya burned 'em. Now, we gotta fill 'em full of lead to get rid of 'em.
-This fucking sucks!
-Goddamn, I need a drink. Better make that a double. Or a triple. Hell, just give me the fucking bottle and call it good.

EDIT: Oh, and although I have long hair right now, I'd buzz it. no reason to give the zombies something else to grab on to that is permanently attached to me.

 

[MGlBlaze]

Long brown hair that goes a little below the shoulders, a blue t-shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of gaming slogan or icon on it (A 1-up mushroom, the Half-Life or Half-Life 2 logo, etc), a black leather jacket, and either a pair of blue jeans or grey cammoflage-patern cargos, plus a pair of trainers.

He'd be a sarcastic, jaded and serious misanthrope that would not hesitate to berate the other survivors when they made dumb mistakes or asked stupid questions, yet would also have a habit of being overly-apologetic (to the extent where it, in itself, might become a little annoying). He'd have a very 'I did what had to be done' reason for a lot of his actions, but at the same time, he wouldn't hesitate to jump into the thick of things to save another survivor. Their survivals are mutually dependent on each-other, and if he or the others failed to at least try and render assistance when it was needed by anyone else around them, then he would become the same selfishly driven person that he sees (and so, so despises) in the rest of the human race in general; something he would rather die than do without a damn good reason.

One dialogue snippet that would probably encapsulate him fairly well;
Other Survivor: "If you hate human beings so much, why are you helping us?"
Him: "If I didn't, then I'd be just like the people I hate. The world being a pile of crap is no reason to make it worse. Besides, you guys don't seem so bad."

Preferred weapons;
Assault Rifles or some shotguns.
Any side-arm with decent stopping-power, so he'd prefer a .44 or a .357. Not so much for .50s, since the recoil on those is usually too big to be worth it.

 

[omega 616]

He would be wearing either a black hoody(with the hood up)or celtic top,he would wear dark coloured jeans and lacoste's.He would have a scarf covering hs mouth and part of his nose.He'd use a rifle and guitar and always have a molotov.He'd say stuff like up the rah.

How come your guy is wearing two pairs of pants?

me - http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5616/oldjackie9gk.jpg

 

[TheLastCylon]

I would be half naked and screaming gibberish.

Preferred Weapon: Head-butting.

 

[lewism247]

He would be wearing either a black hoody(with the hood up)or celtic top,he would wear dark coloured jeans and lacoste's.He would have a scarf covering hs mouth and part of his nose.He'd use a rifle and guitar and always have a molotov.He'd say stuff like up the rah.

How come your guy is wearing two pairs of pants?

me - http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5616/oldjackie9gk.jpg

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Who is that?

I saw this picture that looked like what i mean,if i find it i'll quote you again.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Black hair, brown eyes, pale skin; black sneakers, black jeans, dark-colored wolf T-shirt underneath dark blue denim long-sleeve shirt. He'd most often carry an automatic weapon, preferably a NATO-standard assault rifle, and have a crowbar hanging from his belt as a melee weapon/tool.

He'd be the "suggestionaire", coming up with usually-decent ideas about how to get around various obstacles, and would use tactical-speak during combat situations. Mildly sarcastic in most other situations, able to put up with pain but not the bravest guy around when shit seriously hits the fan- he might panic or flake out if odds are overwhelming, but he wouldn't outright ditch anyone who needed him. He'd also be mildly tempermental and fairly likely to damage/break an uncooperative machine in times of stress.

Things he'd say:

"Damn, the last time I hurt this bad, I almost left work early."
"Move at night? Are you fucked in the head? WE can't see THEM very well at night either!"
"Contact, dead ahead. Looks like a Spitter. Rally up, I'll take point."
"I'd ask where you learned to shoot, but it's pretty clear you didn't."
Other survivor: "I'm a pacifist, I don't know how to use a gun!"
Him: "Well, you're going to learn one of two things. How to use a gun, or how to be a dead pacifist."