Let's Make a List with Unconventional Weapons used in Videogames/Movies/Comics/Books/Music/etc.

[SweetShark]

First of, if you don't know what is Ludum Dare, please read below:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludum_Dare

Ludum Dare at some point decided to put a challenge with the Theme "Unconventional Weapon".
In other words Developers needed to create a game in few days whith an object which isn't usually the first choice for being used as a weapon.

So Let's make a BIG *SS LIST with these kind of Weapons:

Use an Image for a reference of the Unconventional Weapon you want to present.
Also I will use this List to create another one in Pinterest as always.
Finally I also wish an Unconventional Weapon have multiple example from different kind of sources.

The Arsenal Below:
Arms [Metal Gear Rising]
Balls [Final Fantasy]
Brooms [Anodyne]
Cards [Final Fantasy, X-Men]
Carrots [Shoot 'em Up]
Cattle Guns [No Country for Old Men]
Chickens [Hot Shots]
Chopsticks [Dragon Ball]
Cows [Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
Cups [Chronicles of Riddick]
Dances [Brave Fencer Musashi]
Desks [Shadow Hearts]
Earthen Pipes [Shadow Hearts]
Fishes [Shadow Hearts]
Forks [Final Fantasy]
Frying Pans [Tangled]
Gophers [Kung Pow: Enter The Fist]
Guitars [FLCL, Devil May Cry]
Hoes [Ultima]
Icicles [Die Hard]
Idols [Shadow Hearts]
Keys [Kingdom Hearts]
Ladres [Dark Souls]
Lockers [Shadow Hearts]
Mailboxes [Shadow Hearts]
Oars [Suikoden]
Papers [Read or Die]
Penises [Rapeman, Hentai Kamen]
Pillars [Shadow Hearts]
Puppet Fingers [MiXiM 11]
Sharks [Armed and Dangerous]
Shovels [Shovel Knight]
Spray Cans [The Watchmen]
Submarines [Shadow Hearts]
Tears [Binding of Isaac]
Teeth [Dark Souls]
Ties [One-Punch Man]
Tongues [Dragon Ball]
Umbrellas [Wild Arms, SkullGirls]
Urine [Team Fortress 2]
Wrenches [Ratchet and Clank, Half-Life]
Yoyos [Sukeban Deka]
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I start first. Please follow my example:

Spoiler

Shovel [Shovel Knight]

Carrot [Shoot 'em Up]

Tears [Binding of Isaac]

Gophers [Kung Pow: Enter The Fist]

Broom [Anodyne]

Puppet Fingers [MiXiM 11]

*Sorry for my examples being only from videogames...*

Cheers!!!

EDIT:
I decided to put examples from others sources and not only from Videogames.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Read or Die.

Yumiko Readman can control paper and use it as a weapon. All the papercuts.

 

[SweetShark]

The Rapeman
https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/images/c
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His penis.

Oh My God! If you think about there are a lot of people who use penises for weapons.
Also I will put Hentai Kamen in the list.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Poisonous spider under the door in Get Smart.

 

[twistedmic]

The Punisher once used Polar Bears as a weapon when he ran out of bullets.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

The Rapeman

His penis.

BEST.....THING.....EVER.

I have not laughed this hard in awhile.

 

[Kyrian007]

Only the greatest weapon in all of Videogame RPG history

Spoiler

That's right, the Hoe of Destruction.
An alchemist had 2 clients. A soldier who wanted an awesome and devastating magic sword, and a farmer who wanted a magical Hoe of Fertility.

There was a small mix up.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Umbrella - Lilka, Wild Arms 2

Spoiler

Stuffed animals - Lulu, Final Fantasy X

Spoiler

A ball - Waka, Final Fantasy X

Spoiler

A giant key - Sora, Kingdom Hearts

Spoiler

A wrench - Ratchet, Ratchet and Clank

Spoiler

 

[Saelune]

Dark Souls 2 has a ladle.

It might be cheating but both Soul Calibur IV and Warriors Orochi 3 added joke skins for their weapons. A sword and shield becomes a rolling pin and basket, a halberd becomes a lacrosse stick, a club becomes a hotdog.

 

[Scarim Coral]

At the top of my head-

Spoiler: Frying Pan from Tangled

Spoiler: Chicken Arrow from Hot Shot Part Deux

Oars used by Miyaamoto Musashi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi#Duel_with_Sasaki_Kojir.C5.8D
Yeah that one was from a real historic event well written down from eye witnesses!

EDIT

Spoiler: Bowler hat used by Oddjob in James Bond

Spoiler: The shoe parody version in Austin Power

Also I guess to an extend, that penis enlarger pump thing.

 

[Saltyk]

This should be fun.

Spoiler: Amada from Suikoden II

Amada (Suikoden II)
An oar​

Spoiler: Ryuko from Kill la Kill

Ryuko (Kill la Kill)
A scissor blade​

Spoiler: Topo from Brave Fencer Musashi

Topo (Brave Fencer Mushashi)
Dance​

Spoiler: No, really

Though, to be fair, she simply uses giant fans to blow you into an electrical wall if you don't follow her dance choreography perfectly.

Spoiler: Saitama from One Punch Man

Saitama (One Punch Man)
A tie​

Spoiler: Beerus from Dragon Ball

Beerus (Dragon Ball)
Chopsticks​

 

[WindKnight]

Half a brick in an old sock - Sourcery, Terry Pratchett.

Guitars - FLCL.

A lethally funny joke - Monty Python Sketch

Yoyo - Sukeban Deka.

Squeaky Toy - Shogo mobile Armour Division

Landshark gun - Armed and dangerous

 

[SmallHatLogan]

In Dragon Ball Mercenary Tao kills Blue with his tongue.

Spoiler

Dark Souls has the dragon tooth.

Spoiler

Quina from Final Fantasy IX uses a fork.

Spoiler

Setzer from Final Fantasy VI uses dice and cards (I couldn't find any good images illustrating this).

 

[MrCalavera_v1legacy]

How about:

Spoiler: a tin cup

Chronicles of Riddick[/spoiler][spoiler=a cattle gun][img src=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnzw9wBQOL1qzstkb.gif]No Country for Old Men[/spoiler][spoiler=an icicle(warning: gory)][img src=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D2KqRNTrbOY/UTF4b1QcwUI/AAAAAAAAKgw/DeJ6zwogeGY/s1600/Die-Hard-2-icicle-kill.png]Die Hard 2[/spoiler][spoiler=a can of spray][img src=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/watchmen/images/f/fe/Rorschach_(movie)_lights_him_up.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080724142336]Watchmen[/spoiler][spoiler=the pole-arm(geddit)][img src=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140115004341/metalgear/images/thumb/5/59/MGR-PoleArm.png/339px-MGR-PoleArm.png]Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance[/spoiler][spoiler=a cow][MEDIA=youtube]PSXOeqwbrEo[/MEDIA]Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/spoiler] And then of course is Team Fortress where you can use marble bust, a rake, neon sign, a mailbox, various kinds of food, "milk", and most infamously
[spoiler=a jar of piss][img src=http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/TF2-Sniper-Update-Day-7-The-Jarate-and-Achievements-2.jpg][/spoiler] as weapons.

 

[SweetShark]

Sorry for not updating frequently, but be at work is logical....
When I reach a PC, I will update for sure.

 

[SweetShark]

Ah! I see nobody has played Shadow Hearts 2 (or 3 for a lesser extent)

This was so enjoyable to watch. The last weapon so epic.

 

[pookie101]

fallout 4
the striker.. a modified fat man nuclear catapult.. why fire nukes when you can fire bowling balls..

the broadsider.. man portable cannon that fires cannon balls

 

[Ryallen]

The first one to pop into my head would be Logarius' Wheel in Bloodborne. But that in of itself is, I believe, a reference to Berserk, in one of Mozgus' disciples using a wheel as a weapon.

Spoiler: The guy on the left