Let's talk about Hell, baby.

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I just watched a particually preachy video on Youtube about supposed "Sounds of Hell" which were basically a bunch of tortured screams. I personally made various jokes at the video's expense, including one involving Michigan, despite the fact that I'm a devoute Christian.

I would like to know how my fellow Escapists feel about this video. I for one think it isn't real, but I'm only one man.

Here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6h2dZ51iy8

And here's Hell:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

 

[throwitinthetrash]

Oops, I thought it was Hell, Minnesota. :S

 

[MBurner 93]

Hell, Michigan, huh? I thought Hell would be in New Jersey. JK. Seems like more preachy bullshit to me, although I am Christian.

 

[OneHP]

Hell's main export is kitsch.

Hahaha.

 

[Neonbob]

Hey, it's the sound of his family members! Because they have to listen to his b.s. all day, every day!
And...did he try to claim that the center of the earth was hell? What the fuck?!
Ugh. I hope the trips over his own shoelaces and falls over his imaginary pulpit to his death...while wearing sandals.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Oh for fuck's sake... as creepy as the sound is, there's no way hell is "at the center of the Earth".

I fucking hate it when people are actually idiotic enough to believe that, and I'm not one to jump at calling people idiotic.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

One of my dreams is to open up a street called "The Highway to Hell."That,and open up a hotel called the "Take Your Shit And Leave Inn."

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Um okay so if its possible to dig to hell how come we haven't flown to heaven hmmm???

 

[theklng]

how about the door to hell in uzbekistan?

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1830

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

I am so fucking sick of people preaching.

I don't even care what they're preaching for, or if they're serious.
I just want them all to die.

Please don't tell me you're talking about dear ol' Art Bell too?

I honestly had to Google who that was.

Hell, Michigan, huh? I thought Hell would be in New Jersey. JK. Seems like more preachy bullshit to me, although I am Christian.

Hell is New Jersey. But a 1998 study indicated that people were less likely to get drunk in a place called "Hell," so they changed the name in order to make more money off of alcoholics.

Hm,that makes sense.Mind being my new history teacher?He said the name came from some idiot in a big white house,which is absurd.

 

[throwitinthetrash]

We all know the true entrance to hell is within Rosie O'Donnell. There's enough room for at least 3 galaxy's worth of people in there.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Hey, it's the sound of his family members! Because they have to listen to his b.s. all day, every day!
And...did he try to claim that the center of the earth was hell? What the fuck?!
Ugh. I hope the trips over his own shoelaces and falls over his imaginary pulpit to his death...while wearing sandals.

Ooooh,the sandals part was harsh.I haven't even looked at the link,and I know it was already written by a moron...Better not read it,I need all of my brain sells for tomorrow's test.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

how about the door to hell in uzbekistan?

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1830

So ridiculously fake. Here's the snopes page.

http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp

 

[Axeli]

I love how people used to think before that if people wouldn't live in the fear of hell, society would fall into complete chaos. Okay, people screw a lot more now, but overall I think things just got better.

For one, now people screw a lot more.