Loot and Level up

[Best of the 3]

Is a simple game. You have just slain the above person's avatar. You are standing over them, you now gain their loot and/or level up.

For example, if someone slew me, you could say:

Best of the 3 was slain.
Loot:
+1 Teacup

Or you can go creative and wacky:

Loot:
+1 Deathly Teacup of Quenching (Thirst -10, Strength +5)

If you can't think of an item, or you just want to, you can level up. Up your own stats, give yourself abilities, be as creative and as crazy as you can. Battlecries are welcome. :3

 

[One Seven One]

I loot an awesome chair!

And add 5 points to my sneakyness. >.>
No new powers. 3:

 

[Best of the 3]

Bah, nothing to loot.

LEVEL UP!

+10 Burlyness

 

[sage42]

I loot the Eyepatch of all seeing.
+3 to perception

 

[One Seven One]

I loot one rose.

Level up:

Plus 5 burlyness.

 

[Best of the 3]

*slays 171 with a jump kick to the nuts*

Loot: All your minecraft sandstone X3

 

[One Seven One]

That's only... around 20 or so. x3

*Stabs with knife of stabbiness*
I loot your castle! >:3

 

[Best of the 3]

*blows you MOTHERF*CKING SKY HIGH!!!*

Loot: Crispy remains of 171

 

[One Seven One]

*Throws a coin to have you follow me for ten minutes to push you into a knee high pull over water, thus drowning you*

I loot your detonator! :3

 

[Best of the 3]

*Death Wedgie*

Loot: +1 Wolf heart...

...


...the fuck?!

 

[One Seven One]

>.>
.>
<.<
*Pokes you to death*

I loot your pants! >:3

 

[Best of the 3]

*poisons your cake and force feeds you it*

Loot: Happy slappy sword of hand candy (Burlyness -100)

Dx

 

[One Seven One]

030
*Kills you with a [CENSORED]*

I loot my candy back! >:c

 

[Best of the 3]

xD

*drops a piano on your head*

LEVEL UP!

-1 Moral ethics
+1 Awesomeness

 

[One Seven One]

*Kills you with candy*

I loot your computer! :3

Level up
+4 Imagination

New skill: "Cake" Baking

 

[Best of the 3]

D:

*Sentences to death, by snu snu*

Loot: You internet browsing history.

 

[xmbts]

*Nibbles*

I get: tallness!

 

[One Seven One]

Ohh crud.... 0_0
Crud! x3

*Death by boredom!*

I loot your internet connection! >:3

Death by boredom!

I loot your Minecraft! >:3

 

[xmbts]

Toss you into the broth.

I loot burlyness.

 

[Best of the 3]

*Sits on*

Loot: +1 new car :3