Lord of the Rings Sequels They'll Never Make

[Samwise137]

So Paul and Storm of W00tstock were just playing on Twitter coming up with bizarre sequels to Lord of the Rings that would never get released. Some of the LoadingReadyRun cast also piped up at various intervals. The submitted ideas included Gollumfinger 007, Teen Warg Too, Ocean's Elevensies. I came up with The Shirehouse Rules and Hobbit Pilgrims vs The World but I'd love to see what my fellow escapists come up with. Go to it!

 

[sephiroth1991]

Sauron's Memoirs-Childhood and Awkward teen

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Waiting for Gollum
Easy Riders of Rohan
A Palantir Darkly

 

[The Afrodactyl]

When Harry met Saruman

 

[Melon Hunter]

Dumbo the Flying Mumak.
Reservoir Trolls.
The Last Witch-King of Scotland.

 

[Adamc-mh]

whats eating frodo's finger? oh wait it's gollum

 

[silver wolf009]

A day in the life of Tim Bombadil. Boring to the tenth degree.

 

[Adamc-mh]

whats eating frodo baggins
shellobman
the pirates of the gondor

 

[LordLoudmouth]

Yellowship of the Ringo
Two Austin powers
The Returned King

 

[Tim_LRR]

The one I put on Twitter was There and Back Again: A Walk to Remember.

 

[rt052192]

Merry and Pippin's Excellent Adventure!

Brokeback Mt Doom(starring Frodo and Sam of course)

 

[DocBalance]

Driving Ms. Gimili. You know you'd watch it.

Silence of the Sams.

Mordor She Wrote.

White Wizards Can't Jump.

Weekend at Gollum's.

How Sauron got his groove back.

 

[dlawnro]

A Tale of Two Towers
Along Came a Strider
Sauron and Saruman: We're Obviously Working Together, We Basically Have the Same Name

 

[Soviet Heavy]

The Hitchhiker's guide to Middle Earth.
There and Back to the Future.

 

[Acaroid]

Gondor History X
To kill a Fell beast
Merry Pippins

 

[Gigano]

Interview with the dam' Shire.

Ocean Elven

The Twohundredandtwentyfour Towers

The Talented Mr. Gimli

 

[Thunderhorse31]

The Silmarillion.

Am I playing right?

 

[Hobo Joe]

I want them to make the Silmarillion. =[

The Silmarillion.

Am I playing right?

He's got the idea!

 

[Yoshemo]

Confessions of a teenage wormtounge

dude wheres my warg

the nutty nazgul

giant squid vs fell beast

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Dirty Rotten Orcs
28 Hobbits later
The one who flew over the Nazgul nest