Lost in translation

[LTAshler]

The object of this game is to mutilate a body of text using only the aid of Google translate http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT or some such other translation software. To play, select a body of text, (at least a paragraph in length but no more than three) then enter it into a translator. Convert the text through as many as ten different languages, back to English, then post the original and the result. Be sure to list where the text came from, which languages you used (and the order,) and the translation software used.

To start:

From a Facebook conversation (and where I got the idea):
'sup?
nm, u?
Writing. How's things at the apartment?
Well, I suppose ---'s gone to bed, ---'s playing "Bastion" and I'm surfing the web's dark underside for something worth looking for.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation
How's that?
http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT
Yeah, but I watched the ones i wanted to. lol
or...
ever finish DBZ abridged?
You can have some serious fun w/ google translate... /evilgrin
Not yet
You mean translating a script into japanese, then to french, then to portulgese and then to english again? lol
pretty much

Translation from:
English -> German -> Bulgarian -> Polish -> Hindi -> English

Result:
"Support?
Nm u?
In writing. In fact, in an apartment?
I think --- "fortress" --- the bed to play "Go and I'm surfing the web is something worth looking for the dark side.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation
How is it?
http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT
Yes, but I noticed that I want. LOL
Or ...
Always cut at the end of Dbz?
You w / Google Translate can see some serious fun ... / Evilgrin
Not yet
You Japanese, then French, then English, then translated into portulgese script does that mean? LOL
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[LTAshler]

Another, this time the OP rules from English to Czech to Danish back to English:

The goal of this game is to deform using only a portion of text using Google Translate http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT or some other translation software. To play, select some text (at least the point at length, but not more than three), enter it in the translator. Convert text to as many as ten different languages ​​into English, and then the original result. Be sure to list where the text comes from, what language you have used (and security), and using translation software.

Google translate obviously.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I chose to abuse the poem Jabberwocky.


"Bu Devils, ve slithy toves
WABE içinde gyre ve mı Gimble;
Tüm mimsy Borogoves edildi
Ve mome Raths outgrabe. "It was Orada devil, and the slithy toves
WABE have de gyre and Gimble;
Tüm Mimsy was Borogoves
And mome council dig.

"Jabberwock, my son dikkat edin!
The teeth that bite, claw scratch!
Jubjub bird and avoid dikkat
The frumious Bandersnatch! "

The El began his vorpal sword mı:
For a long time looking for bir manxome enemy -
Yani, rested by the Tumtum tree olan
Lost in thought and içinde mümkün while.

And how uffish thought yapabiliyor
The Jabberwock, benim of Fire
Whiffling passed tulgey wood
And bubbled as it tarak!

One, two! One, two! and on and on
The Vorpal snicker-snack Bicak!
Died, and his head mı
Galumphing back var

"And you killed the Jabberwock?
My silah Come, my son Beamish!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! "
Bizim Joy chuckled var

Orada "It was hell, and the slithy toves
WABE have de gyre and Gimble;
Tüm Mimsy was Borogoves
And mome council dig.


"Edin Oğlum dikkat Jabberwock!
O Çeneleri ISIR, yakalamak pençeleri!
Jubjub kuş sakının ve kaçının
Frumious Bandersnatch! "

O Elinder vorpal Kılıç başladı:
Uzun süreli manxome düşman o Aradi -
Bu yüzden, Tumtum Agac tarafından dinlenmiş
Ve bir süre düşünce Durdu.

Ve uffish diye Durdu düşünce olarak,
Yangin gözlerle Jabberwock,
Whiffling tulgey tahta geçti
O geldi mırıldanıyordu Ve!

Bir, iki! Bir, iki! ve diğerleri
Vorpal Bicak snicker-aperatif!
O ve öldü Basini
O galumphing there.

"Ve öldürdü Jabberwock?
Oğlum Beamish, kollarımı gel!
O frabjous favorable! Callooh! Callay! "
O Sevinç içinde güldü.

"Bu Devils, ve slithy toves
WABE içinde gyre ve mı Gimble;
Tüm mimsy Borogoves edildi
Ve mome Raths outgrabe.

Poor google translate couldn't handle it.