Make Pretend Game!

[Convoy]

So there's a new phenomenon going on called "make pretend" jokes. If you've never heard of it, it's quite simple. I'll start with an example: "Sometimes when I'm alone I dress up in all white, spill a drink, and clean it up pretending I'm a paper towel."

 

[Convoy]

Sometimes when I'm alone I lift my cat into the sky and pretend I'm Rafiki from Lion King.

 

[The Night Angel]

Sometimes when I'm alone, I spend hours on end on the escapist and pretend I have no friends.... *sobs*

Hmm, when I'm alone I jump on mushroom in the woods and pretend I'm Super Mario.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sometimes when I'm alone go through every drawer in someone's house and pretend I'm in a Jrpg.