Makeshift zombie weapons.

[Knife-28]

Basiclly in the event of a zombie apocolips what makeshift weapons would you make to defend yourself for a limited period?

I would tie barbed wire around a cricket bat, get a hair spraybottle, a lighter, some wire and some tape to make a flamethrower using the wire and tape to hold the lighter so I don't burn my fingers and make some molotov cocktails.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I'd probally get my hammer and kitchen knife and tie together to make them more lethal,get my brothers deodorant and lighters and create a make-shift flamethrower like you.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

I will fuse my fists together and make the double fist! After that fails horribly I'll get a Fire Axe, wrap barbed wire around it, light it on fire and go to town... to buy a gun.

 

[Shoukyaku]

Power tools are fun,the electric nailguns tend to have intresting distance, and it is pretty easy to remove the cover from a circular saw, lets see piano wire tied at each end to a weight, a crutch with a saw attached to one end, chainsaw chain duck tape one end and you have a pretty effetive weapon, co2 canisters with a cherry bomb attached.

Ok I am gonna stop otherwise I may end up in secret prison somewhere lol

 

[xHipaboo420x]

A Death Star made out of toothpaste and socks.

Or maybe a zombie nailed to another zombie as a makeshift club... the possibilities are endless!

 

[Latinidiot]

I will melt my hockey stick a little, and then put razors in the soft spots, let it harden, and voila. get my dads leafblower, and do some fun things with a flame, petrol, deodorant, and all theat shit. with that, I will go to the police station to get me some guns.

 

[The DSM]

Id find a crowbar, acording to the Zombie Survival Guide it works, and then I dont have to talk to anyone as I can be Gordon Freeman.

 

[NotAPie]

I'd fuse the powers of earth,fire,wind,water,and heart to form CAPTAIN PLANET!!!
What? I couldn't resist.
As stupid as it was, I just had to.

 

[titanium turtle]

machette- duh
also add polestyrene to petrol- it makes good napalm apparently- light the zombies on fire then run

 

[dalek sec]

Crowbar or some kind of long metal pole.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I was just watching the second episode of Dead Set (look it up) and I gotta say: the fire extinguisher was pretty badass.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

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For kids! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbdc24OF1QU]

And Drill-fork of course..

Drill Fork, it can drill and fork!
Mostly fork.

 

[Shruikine]

A petrol station. Chuck down a match and go down in style! Nobody said anything about surviving...

 

[rvx71]

Go classic.... Board with a nail through it. And if you want to get fancy, make a duct tape handle for better grip.

Molotov's are a goo idea too, but at a time of zombie Apocalypse, why waste the liquor?

 

[bigolbear]

takes a quick look round the house:

can of petrol + bag of nails + electronics from the video and remote control
= remote activated bomb

flash all purpose + sugar (simmer gently for a few hours) + glyserol.
= TNG

bycicle pump + coper pipe + bag of flour + lighter
= makeshift one shot flame thrower

half brick + sock
= basic mele weapon

guitar string
garrote - could be used to remove a head at a pinch

Iomega zip drive + sharp pointy stuff
= makeshift cannon

sharpened AOL disks (previously used as drinks coasters)
=makeshift shurikens

as for actual weapons - ive got a couple of swords, a big stick or two, a shovel, a cordless drill, a hammer, and oh yeh.. a car.

Im well equiped for a zombie apocalyse, the thing that wories me most is that with my neighbours id probably have quite some dificulty telling if there was a problem.

 

[orangebandguy]

Use an axe I have and a magic marker to draw a smiley face on it. Then it's the Axe of Kindness.

 

[HellbirdIV]

Big kitchen knife/meat axe on a long stick (Rake, otherwise) = Halberd.

 

[Knife-28]

Exellent comments keep them coming.