Making one?s way downtown

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Its been awhile since I done this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.355224-How-important-is-sex-to-you?page=1] and the forum is pretty slow these days. Time for a bit of a change of pace:

[HEADING=2]HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE RIGHT NOW[/HEADING]

Watch those posting rules babe. ;>

I can say for myself that I'm pretty steady in a kinda strange love triangle. Nothing I could talk to the parents about but they hate me anyway sooooooo ?\_(&#12484_/?

Also for the title I did a google and found this

http://thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/12/400-euphemisms-for-sexual-intercourse/

I find a number of these hilarious!


[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

 

[Catfood220]

What sex life?

I haven't had a sex life in years. Being a shy introverted sort of person that I am makes it hard for me to simply approach one of those weird female type people and simply start up a conversation or dazzle them with a witty come on line. Simply staring at them doesn't seem to do the job. Which is annoying.

I have my hands...but you don't need to know about that.

 

[shrekfan246]

Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.

Oh, this is about something else?

I should just see myself out.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

Walking fast
Faces pass
And one's homebound?

Spoiler

I really like this song.

Still with the woman I've been with for nearly 6 years. It's a lovey dovey sex more often than not, though it may have to do with the fact that I'm a ridiculously cuddly man. Not Hollywood sexy times as we're both still not that experienced.

It's funny your thread should pop up now because this [https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/5i7x8a/penis_sizes_selfreported_vs_measured_values_oc/] came up on reddit just this morning. Two odd threads about sex at the same time. Is it a conspiracy?

 

[Silvanus]

Not terribly active, but I have had a couple of casual run-ins with a guy I know from work. Originally I shied away from the attention, but now, I'd quite like to make it a bit more frequent, if I'm honest.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

I may as well add that ladies, gentlemen, everyone beyond and between; may the best of luck find you in your quest to be on the naughty list.

 

[Sonmi]

Nothing since my ex-girlfriend last year.

I'm not actively looking for a shag either, I've been off of OKC since my last relationship, don't really go in social situations where I would meet strangers, and have been putting off registering to Tinder for a while.

My romantic life so far this year extends to the occasional flirt with one of the cashiers at the local supermarket, and to asking a cute girl at a party what she thought of Napoleon (which, I'm happy to say, sparked an interesting conversation). I'm a real Casanova.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

My sex life is kind of neither here nor there. I think it's pretty good actually. Works well to my schedule. Kind of the biggest problem with being trans is that if you specifically want to meet someone, but reduce awkwardness of basically telling a potential partner that you're trans, you kind of go to the scenes where it's not really an issue. But at the same time, those same scenes might not be conducive to forming the relationship that you want. If you catch my drift.

See, if you're comfortably in a middle class lifestyle, or independantly wealthy, you come to the point of realising that if you truly want someone to share in your life you should go to places where you can expect to meet similar aged, similarly professional, similarly independantly wealthy go to. Inevitably that kind of means you have to out yourself and you have reduced guarantees of what that might mean. On the flipside, you can go to someplace like the Hellfire club each month, and you'll likely have few worries about th negative asects of having to out yourself to your potential partner ... but ditto it might not be the long lasting relationship you seek.

Doesn't particularly bother me because I don't think I'm all that lonely, to be honest. And I have more than enough personal demons to keep me company ... and I'm kind of fiercely independant to the point where asking for help requires a crowbar to stop my jaw from reflexively ceasing shut and rendering all means of communication impossible. I'm still relatively young, or at least I look it (thank you Asian genes). I don't think I have to particularly worry about family or any of that nonsense just yet, or at all.

Nietzsche was single till the end of his days, and look how happy and full of life he was... on second thoughts...

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

I haven't had much of a sex-drive in my life. I've had girlfriends, and sex was part of the relationship, but it was always disappointing and more of a waste of my time than anything else. Since I'm single these days, its not really a thing for me.
I'm the type of guy who if a girl was all "Let's Netflix and chill" I'd be all "Get your hands off me, I'm trying to watch Futurama."

To me sex is something you do when you're bored, there's nothing on TV, you're not hungry, there are no chores left to do, schoolwork is done, work is done, bills are paid, you're caught up on movies, books, comics and video games, you're not tired, the dog doesn't need to go out, you don't need a shower or to go to the bathroom, and its Sunday but tomorrow isn't Monday.

 

[Phasmal]

I always wondered how exactly you're supposed to respond to that question, but I guess that's the point.

Anyway, mine's pretty good. Had a bit of a hiccup a while back that we thought might be a baby-scare, but it just turned out to be a unrelated problem that causes vomiting (congratulations! It's acid reflux!). I think boyfriend's just nervous because I spend more than a little time telling him how adorable our baby niece is.

But yeah, been together for seven years, so we're pretty much settled now. It's all good.

 

[Thaluikhain]

While I do like that song, not sure the relevance to this topic. I mean, it's about being in love and all, but then so's 500 miles.

 

[sageoftruth]

Virtually nonexistent for me. I seem to have an aversion to going that far in relationships. People online gripe about the friend zone all the time, but I tend to run towards it full force with all the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy shop. I've been in two relationships that both ended that way, and after we'd both made the decision to be friends, I'd secretly sigh and think "Well, I guess I can relax now." Mere days after the end of the second one, I even helped her hook up with a close friend of mine.

I can be pretty social, and love being the center of attention. I just really like knowing I have a private space to retreat to when I've had enough, and somehow, relationships feel like I'm giving that up in some way.

There's also the other major caveat of fetishes. I'm still mostly in the closet about it, so that's all you're going to hear about it, but having a semi-closeted kink that seems necessary for me to get any enjoyment out of intercourse creates another major hurdle to "Making my way downtown".