This is both a little funny and quite depressing, how lonely was this guy that he needed six tons of porn. A laptop and five minutes on Google could of saved his life.
Man dies under six ton collection of Porn
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And they tell me alcoholism and drug abuse is an unhealthy coping mechanism for lonelyism. Well, ok, it is. But I won't be dying under any tons of por...Wait, why hasn't he utilised the internet! Learn from this, horny bedfellow-humans! Take amorous heed!
What I want to know is how the hell he managed to fund, let alone store, literally tons of porn while also being apparently a total shut-in loner. How do you manage such an equation? The "carmaker" part explains the financial aspect I guess, but if he had a day job, how the hell did his employer or coworkers not contact him? How much does one manga tankoubon weigh? A couple of hundred grams? What, was he collecting pictures of naked chicks engraved in lead slabs?
And one would think that his corpse would start to stink up the place after just a couple of weeks. Unless Japan's aparment complexes have really, really good wallproofing. Well, I guess without sunlight, air or natural decomposers the corpse just mummifies.
And one would think that his corpse would start to stink up the place after just a couple of weeks. Unless Japan's aparment complexes have really, really good wallproofing. Well, I guess without sunlight, air or natural decomposers the corpse just mummifies.
this part stick out to anyone?
"The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame." kinda feels like you shouldn't be giving interviews in that situation.
"The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame." kinda feels like you shouldn't be giving interviews in that situation.
And to think, you could fit all that onto a $10 USB stick.
EDIT: Stupid US website and it's ignorance of global currencies.
EDIT: Stupid US website and it's ignorance of global currencies.
Who buys porn these days? Its all free on the internet, all the porn of all the types you could ever want.
Also, dead for 6 months. As someone who had to go and take a decomposing man from his home this afternoon, I can tell you that a dead person can get pretty whiffy after a short while. Did no one notice the smell? Decomposing flesh has a very distinct smell. Or are the Japanese just far too polite to mention that sort of thing?
Also, dead for 6 months. As someone who had to go and take a decomposing man from his home this afternoon, I can tell you that a dead person can get pretty whiffy after a short while. Did no one notice the smell? Decomposing flesh has a very distinct smell. Or are the Japanese just far too polite to mention that sort of thing?
I'm willing to bet that anyone with six tons of porn isn't married (also, he was missing for six months and no one noticed, but it's mostly the porn), and that will save you quite a bit of money, but even so, I find it hard to imagine being able to afford a place that big in Japan, unless it's carved into basalt (which seems unlikely) or consists of osmium statues of naked fighter pilots doing sexual battle with monstrous aliens (which seems un- oh, wait, this was Japan).
Well, assuming he wasn't killed instantly, or had both his arms pinned, I think it's safe to assume he died doing what he loved. And assuming that his arms or genitals were inaccessible, I think it's safe to assume he died in a Twilight Zone episode.
So no, it is very, very far from "all the porn of all the types you could ever want". Yes, if you want to see a triple-x throwdown between Uncle Sam, Osama bin Laden, and 72 um, "virgins", it's not hard to find. If you want... well, Da Vinci's Notebook put it better than I ever could. But there's more to porn than visuals and sound.
If you ever use a force feedback joystick- not just a controller with a vibratory motor in it, but a proper Force Feedback stick, made with the legendary lost technology of the 1990's, you'll sooner or later find yourself wondering why this wonderful tech never found use in sex toys (then, statistically, biological or puritanical guilt will set in and you'll never mention those thoughts to anyone, and go back to masturbating like a caveman). The problems there, as I understand it, boiled down to money and lawyers. The only cure for lawyers is more lawyers (which is kind of troubling, when you think about it), but the money won't come if people don't pay.
Well, assuming he wasn't killed instantly, or had both his arms pinned, I think it's safe to assume he died doing what he loved. And assuming that his arms or genitals were inaccessible, I think it's safe to assume he died in a Twilight Zone episode.
People who want to prop up specific providers, fetishists, those who want to improve general quality and/or perceived legitimacy of porn, those who understand that pornography creates a surprisingly large number of jobs and is one of the few industries the US remains a world leader in, and those who know that pretty much every difference between the glorious machine you're reading this on and a lowly modemless 286 is due to the demand for porn and willingness to get it to you. The innovations don't come without two vitally important things- money, and the promise of more money to be made.Catfood220 said:
So no, it is very, very far from "all the porn of all the types you could ever want". Yes, if you want to see a triple-x throwdown between Uncle Sam, Osama bin Laden, and 72 um, "virgins", it's not hard to find. If you want... well, Da Vinci's Notebook put it better than I ever could. But there's more to porn than visuals and sound.
If you ever use a force feedback joystick- not just a controller with a vibratory motor in it, but a proper Force Feedback stick, made with the legendary lost technology of the 1990's, you'll sooner or later find yourself wondering why this wonderful tech never found use in sex toys (then, statistically, biological or puritanical guilt will set in and you'll never mention those thoughts to anyone, and go back to masturbating like a caveman). The problems there, as I understand it, boiled down to money and lawyers. The only cure for lawyers is more lawyers (which is kind of troubling, when you think about it), but the money won't come if people don't pay.
He was in a flat? Wouldn't six tons of porn crash through the floor? That's like parking an SUV full of bricks in your room. Unless he was on the ground floor, there's no way that happens.
