Man Flees From Nymphomaniac

[KingWein22]

Something I would never do is a one-night stand. But what happens if your one-night partner is a nymphomaniac? Would you call the cops on her? One man did.

​A man is recovering in Munich after a nightmarish one night stand with a woman who he says wanted way too much sex. When he first attempted to leave the woman's apartment after several sessions of lovemaking, she insisted on doing it again, and as a police spokesman said, "Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment."

According to police, the 47-yr-old woman even offered herself to officers on the scene but was unsuccessful. She is being charged with sexual assault and illegal restraint.

Source: msNOW [http://now.msn.com/living/0413-woman-demands-sex.aspx], The Province [http://www.theprovince.com/news/German+flees+partner+demanded+much/6447883/story.html]

msNOW's question: Is there such a thing as too much sex?
My question: Do you think these charges will stick? (no pun intended)

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I feel sorry for the man's penis.


Poor penis.

It never wanted to hurt anyone.

 

[isometry]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

 

[Slaanesh]

I envy this man. I missed out on getting with a nympho once. I still kick my own ass about it to this day.

Oh the disgusting, vile, fetish sex we could've had...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Do you know what you just did. Truly this thread is damned.

"abandon hope all yee who enter here"

Should I derail? To protect us all?

I get the feeling I should derail...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Do you know what you just did. Truly this thread is damned.

"abandon hope all yee who enter here"

Should I derail? To protect us all?

I get the feeling I should derail...

Derail you say? But to where...

Think...

Maybe not where, but when... 0_o

I like your thinking...

To the Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Do you know what you just did. Truly this thread is damned.

"abandon hope all yee who enter here"

Should I derail? To protect us all?

I get the feeling I should derail...

Derail you say? But to where...

Think...

Maybe not where, but when... 0_o

I like your thinking...

To the Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000!

Where we're going we don't need Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000s! To the delorian!

You can ride shotgun, only I am allowed to drive it. We must go to the past to stop isometry from making his post!

Can we make a stop first?

I need to some meddling that will invariably cause a paradox and will require several trips to fix.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Do you know what you just did. Truly this thread is damned.

"abandon hope all yee who enter here"

Should I derail? To protect us all?

I get the feeling I should derail...

Derail you say? But to where...

Think...

Maybe not where, but when... 0_o

I like your thinking...

To the Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000!

Where we're going we don't need Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000s! To the delorian!

You can ride shotgun, only I am allowed to drive it. We must go to the past to stop isometry from making his post!

Can we make a stop first?

I need to some meddling that will invariably cause a paradox and will require several trips to fix.

If it will cause another sequel and result in another adventure with people oddly identical to their present day relatives then ok.

Can I become my own grandfather? Sounds like fun...

 

[AgentNein]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Yeah, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. That feminists don't believe a woman can rape a man? That's false.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Do you know what you just did. Truly this thread is damned.

"abandon hope all yee who enter here"

Should I derail? To protect us all?

I get the feeling I should derail...

Derail you say? But to where...

Think...

Maybe not where, but when... 0_o

I like your thinking...

To the Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000!

Where we're going we don't need Time Manipulating Thread Distorter 3000s! To the delorian!

You can ride shotgun, only I am allowed to drive it. We must go to the past to stop isometry from making his post!

You know what they say...

The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling... that's the power of love.

I know it's a double standard to make jokes about this when a man was essentially raped, but hey, that's our society. Just one last thing... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

 

[Goofguy]

Poor dude. Contrary to what some people would think, this is not every man's dream come true.

Captcha: "he loves her"... no captcha, not really

 

[isometry]

This is a good story for the feminists to think about, since if it was a woman trying to leave and a man who insisted she stay, and she told police she stayed because she saw no other alternative, the man would probably be facing charges of rape.

Yeah, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. That feminists don't believe a woman can rape a man? That's false.

"I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, is it *false proposition*? Because *false proposition* is false, in case you didn't know."

^template for passive-aggressive straw-man argument.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Would I call the cops on her? Nah. I'd just go with it (providing she's good looking of course). If you're at the point of having one-night stands, why not get a fortnight's worth at once? Besides, it sounds as if she's has plenty of experience. Open to a lot of different shit too, I'd imagine.

 

[isometry]

Why feminists? I don't see any of them saying that it shouldn't be considered rape for this guy or anything similar.

Yeah, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. That feminists don't believe a woman can rape a man? That's false.

Like any category of people, feminists are diverse and will have varying degrees of self-consistency. That is not meant as an insult, I could say the same thing about scientists and engineers.

All I said earlier, was that they should think carefully about this story, and the obvious reason is because its a test of their self-consistency. Whether or not a few self-proclaimed feminists post inconsistent opinions about this story, and its hypothetical gender-reversed dual, in this particular thread is irrelevant - its still a good test of how consistently a person believes in gender equality. All I said is that they should think carefully!