Man I really wish I didn't remember that.
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My mate walking in High Heels in town. Oh and fitting into every woman's coat he's ever tried on. It's not right.
That sounds pretty unpleasant, I'm afraid a shan't be poking around my own memory for things I don't want to remember though, I seem to have done quite a good job of repressing them.
The other day I saw a pop up advertisement for someone who had a penis and vagina at the same time. What a scare that was, and I'm going to have to live with that thought for the rest of my life everytime I eat, sleep, and use the bathroom.
Yes I have quite a few memories like that in fact. I usually react physically by suddenly jerking around my head like I've been slapped, that usually pulls me out of it.
The time someone on another forum posted a link to the Offensive page from Enycolpedia Dramatica. Said poster was subsequently banned. I, however, have been scarred and desensitized almost completely, the bastard.
I wish I didn't remember the night when a mate called me over.. He was drunk, and puking it up. For all the things he is, indefinitely a lightweight. 1/4th bottle of bacardi.
I hate my memory. I only remember the things I don't want to remember.
I saw a video about tube worms once. Oh god why did I watch that. I remember the video but I don't remember what made me watch it.
I saw a video about tube worms once. Oh god why did I watch that. I remember the video but I don't remember what made me watch it.
I don't think there is anything like that for me. I can deal with memories, but the entire "forgetting" thing scares me... Bits and pieces of what has made you who you are, just fading away and/or being warped by time? No thanks.
Of course, it's probably easier for me to say that because I'm good at it. Or, I think so. I use something similar when lying, I'll forget that my lie isn't truth unless some evidence pushes it back into my mind.
Of course, it's probably easier for me to say that because I'm good at it. Or, I think so. I use something similar when lying, I'll forget that my lie isn't truth unless some evidence pushes it back into my mind.
TaborMallory said:
Both of these pale in comparison to One Guy One Cup, aka "Glass Ass." The explanation is below:KamachoMcSagget said:
There is an upturned glass like you might drink milk out of sitting on a floor. A naked dude squats over it and sits, basically using it as a butt-plug. As he strains to allow his sphincter to accommodate it, you hear a dull thud as the glass breaks, still inside his rectum. For the remainder of the video, he fishes broken pieces of glass out of his butthole as blood drips out.
There's also that holocaust footage involving the bulldozer (which is a specific enough definition for anybody who's seen it to immediately know what I am talking about). I took a course on theories of war and conflict this semester; out of 12 documentaries we watched, 4 of them had this footage. This means that I was smacked with bulldozer holocaust footage at 8:30 in the morning four times over the past couple of months. (Great class otherwise, though - it was truly fascinating stuff.)
I hide memories better than [obscure reference to Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy]Zaphod Beeblebrox[/obscure reference to Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy], so I don't want all my hard work to go to waste in keeping them buried.SmilingKitsune said: