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God, because...you know... God. Could look like anyone I wanted, has infinite power, can change reality, probably is a good cook.
It's Christmas, and we're going to play the waifu game? That seems weird.
But sure, fuck it, why not.
Why? Because I like it weird in bed and have a thing for long hair and long legs.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Christmas stuff.
But sure, fuck it, why not.
Why? Because I like it weird in bed and have a thing for long hair and long legs.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Christmas stuff.
Yeah, but is she worth the inevitable horrific death when some Outer World daemon decides its time for another game? 'cause lets be clear here, you two get married, get a really nice apartment somewhere, you two have a son, then while she's out(probably teaching a self-defense course at the local college) a daemonette cuts a hole in reality, tells you your son in the chosen one, kidnaps him, guts you, stabs out your eyes and leaves you dangling from barbed wire in your bedroom for Bayonetta to discover when she comes home, thus starting Bayonetta 3: Lost SonAccursedTheory said:
An interesting point.Silentpony said:
Ok, so, lets rethink this. I'd have a fantastically exciting fling with Bayonetta, making sure to observe safe sex so as not to entangle myself in any potentially devastating plot points. Once she gets tired of me and goes on to get more sequel bait, I'd settle down with... lets see... oh, my true waifu!
Adventurous, cute, a ninja, physically attractive, and a practical way of dressing.
Lol I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this thread.
Ok I'll bite. Hook me up with Lara Croft , she is absolutely loaded, got her own mansion and new reboot version is fairly easy going, I'll just have to stomach her schizo tendencies of going from scared wee little girl to super action grrl slaughterer of armies and wildlife at the drop of a hat but hey no one's perfect and I think considering the stuff she does least I could do is provide emotional support when back home.
Sure it would suck cos she would spend half the year at least out on some globe trotting adventure but whilst I'm at the croft mansion being the house husband (not that I'd have to do much cos there's a butler) I can game all I want, probably even convert a room of Croft Manor into a geek den. Then after a few months or so, Lara comes back purring like a kitten over the success of her latest adventure and after showing off her latest treasures we proceed to "i just lived dangerously for months,killed tons of people and now im super horny and want to show im alive" sex.
I just gotta make sure to never get tempted to go on one of her tomb raiding hunts or I'm a goner for sure. But staying at Croft Manor is a safe bet, no one of Croft's allies ever died during an attack on Croft Manor AFAIK. They only die when they go on adventures with her.
..I put way too much thought into this.
Ok I'll bite. Hook me up with Lara Croft , she is absolutely loaded, got her own mansion and new reboot version is fairly easy going, I'll just have to stomach her schizo tendencies of going from scared wee little girl to super action grrl slaughterer of armies and wildlife at the drop of a hat but hey no one's perfect and I think considering the stuff she does least I could do is provide emotional support when back home.
Sure it would suck cos she would spend half the year at least out on some globe trotting adventure but whilst I'm at the croft mansion being the house husband (not that I'd have to do much cos there's a butler) I can game all I want, probably even convert a room of Croft Manor into a geek den. Then after a few months or so, Lara comes back purring like a kitten over the success of her latest adventure and after showing off her latest treasures we proceed to "i just lived dangerously for months,killed tons of people and now im super horny and want to show im alive" sex.
I just gotta make sure to never get tempted to go on one of her tomb raiding hunts or I'm a goner for sure. But staying at Croft Manor is a safe bet, no one of Croft's allies ever died during an attack on Croft Manor AFAIK. They only die when they go on adventures with her.
..I put way too much thought into this.
Can I have 5 husbands? _> ....OK!
1. Dante from Devil May Cry 4
2. Death from Darksiders 2
3. Agent 47 from Hitman
4. Alex from Street Fighter 3
5. The poster boy from Bloodborne
This makes me a very happy wife
1. Dante from Devil May Cry 4
2. Death from Darksiders 2
3. Agent 47 from Hitman
4. Alex from Street Fighter 3
5. The poster boy from Bloodborne
This makes me a very happy wife
Well my favourite character of all time ofc. Bought pretty much every game she has ever been in and let me tell you some have been damn awful but I regret none of it.
Damn this topic makes me feel pathetic but what the hell its christmas and lighthearted nonsensical stuff is fun sometimes.
Well hell, that's an easy one.
Dude is suave as hell, and really damn good with his... blade. ;D
Jokes aside, I just like his character arc and I think he's awesome. He's passionate about his family, and wants justice when someone he knows was wronged.
Dude is suave as hell, and really damn good with his... blade. ;D
Jokes aside, I just like his character arc and I think he's awesome. He's passionate about his family, and wants justice when someone he knows was wronged.
Dammit, you stole my woman. I guess now it's either between Lily and Rin. Lily is pretty hot but I bet Rin would give an amazing foot job.Caramel Frappe said:<spoiler=Hanako from Katawa Shoujo>
Oh wait ... a schoolgirl who isn't a helpless, tits-for-wear character that relies heavily on the protagonist as a trophy wife? A character that hates being treated like she's a pitiful creature and will straight up call you out on that white knight bullcrap? Someone that has self respect, has a personality with normal hobbies along with treating others with kindness despite being bullied as a child for having severe burnt scars? Yeah, no question ... Hanako is the kind of girl I can dig hands down.
Sure she's shy as hell and anti social, at first. But if she trusts you, or least knows you well enough- she's pretty freaken normal for Anime standards. Heck she's even more human and 'stable' than most of the cast in shows like Game of Thrones lol. Don't be fooled, Hanako (despite the game wasn't forward about it) has motives, and cannot be manipulated.
Nobody, seeing as I'd end up as the hopelessly incompetent third wheel to a video game character or protagonist, both of which tend to be doomed to lives of peril and aesthetically pleasing acts of daring-do. There's no way I'd get Wifey Lara or Dovahkiin to sit down for a book by the fireplace, they'd probably get another quest or come across a clue for a McGuffin they're chasing by the time we get to snuggling.
If I can't have Colin Firth, then it would probably be Francis York Morgan from Deadly premonition. The man knows his cheesy 80's films, has an imaginary friend that he constantly talks to, and can see how a murder happens whilst smoking. How is that not sexy?
