MEGA DRINKS + PRANKS

[The Gatherer]

Right, here's the low down. A mate of mine's stag party is a week today and since he's been a bit of a berk on other special occasions (playing pranks and forcing embarrassing situations etc) we thought we'd get our own back on him by getting him blitzed and playing the ultimate prank on him. Unfortunately every idea we've had seem like lame ducks and we dont really know any mega drinks except the death star.
so i'd like some help off u guys. Know any really powerful drinks/cocktails? Is sadistic pranking your forté? If so, let the ideas flow. I want YOU, to help me make him suffer.

 

[Handbag1992]

Depends on how homophobic he is, but on one pals birthday we got him really really drunk (handy that the guy likes straight vodka) and when he passed out we stripped him down, stuck him in bed and the two openly gay members of our little posse stripped down and climbed in next to him.

Fade to the following morning where the guy then alternated between unsurpassed rage, quiet contemplation and gut-wrenching fear. Unfortunately it kind of backfired on us when he started sobbing in the middle of the room, not the reaction we were expecting from a guy that's so stereo-typically macho.

He saw the funny side of it eventually... I think.

 

[thespyisdead]

Ryncol from Mass Effect will apparently be potent enough to get him drunk enough in 1 go

Ingredients:
1 oz absinthe
1 oz grain alcohol
1 dash blue curacao
Directions: Shake all ingredients and pour into a small glass, and enjoy watching and pranking your friend

 

[The Gatherer]

Depends on how homophobic he is, but on one pals birthday we got him really really drunk (handy that the guy likes straight vodka) and when he passed out we stripped him down, stuck him in bed and the two openly gay members of our little posse stripped down and climbed in next to him.

Fade to the following morning where the guy then alternated between unsurpassed rage, quiet contemplation and gut-wrenching fear. Unfortunately it kind of backfired on us when he started sobbing in the middle of the room, not the reaction we were expecting from a guy that's so stereo-typically macho.

He saw the funny side of it eventually... I think.

I like the part about the sobbing, thats the kind of thing im goin 4. But unfortunately he's quite liberal in his views on sexuality. Nice try tho. any more?

 

[The Gatherer]

Ryncol from Mass Effect will apparently be potent enough to get him drunk enough in 1 go

Ingredients:
1 oz absinthe
1 oz grain alcohol
1 dash blue curacao
Directions: Shake all ingredients and pour into a small glass, and enjoy watching and pranking your friend

Christ man, I dont want to kill the fucker. Didnt shepherd get date raped when he drunk that?

 

[thespyisdead]

Christ man, I dont want to kill the fucker. Didnt shepherd get date raped when he drunk that?

no... he just got dragged out of the bar and into the restroom... i doubt his loyal partners would have let a date rape to occur... unless they were doing the raping >