Memorable Game quotes:...

[Lombax302]

we all have heard em', we've all laughed at em', so come on, give us your best shot!

here are some examples:
- in the middle of a battle while shooting and blowing up everything in sight:
"Hey boss, do you read Chaucer?" - Ratchet Deadlocked

"Remember kids, don't try this at home, go to a friends house." - Ratchet Deadlocked

"Today is Kick-your-best-friends-in-the-pants day, free popcorn for anyone who participates" - Ratchet Deadlocked

- a bout halfway into fighting against and air raid:
(radio guy)"Attention, this is not a drill..." (pilot in a dogfight)"OH, WELL THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP YOU IDIOT!!!" - Ace Combat 5

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Well because its on the top of my head "Spartans never die they're just missing in action *KAABOOOOOOM*" Ill get one later

 

[Sacman]

My vision is Augmented... [http://myvisionisaugmented.ytmnd.com/]
-Deus Ex...
Get out of here, stalker... [http://getoutofherestalker.ytmnd.com/]
-S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow Of Chernobyl...

 

[jbchillin]

"A man chooses, a slave obeys" from bioshock

 

[Casual Shinji]

"It was mating season, how could I've known she was your sister!?"

 

[Suo9448]

"You don't need a reason to help people"

FF9

 

[The Wykydtron]

Anything from Comic Jumper, that game was hilarious

 

[The Long Road]

"This cave is not a natural formation."

Thanks for that one, Cortana...

 

[BehattedWanderer]

"In order to read this sign, you had to trample the flowers at your feet." -- Mother 3

 

[hittite]

and this.

 

[Polleo]

"Can't let you do that Star Fox!"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Oh lord, I'll been saving this one:

The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

"GOT IT MEMORIZED?"

◦GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANNON?"

"...It's a secret to everyone!"

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! NO-ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!"

"...heard the Fighters' Guild is recruiting again."

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"

?You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow.".

"C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

"All you have to do is follow the train, CJ!"

"What is the purpose of the goggles?"

"IT'Z GOGGALOR!!!"

...

Oh there are so much more.

 

[NyteRaven]

I am so surprised no quotes from Zero Wing yet...

But for me, its gotta be getting called a '*****' by some random guard on Perfect Dark on the N64, AFTER spreading his lungs out of the back of his chest... yeeeeah, how does that work?

 

[randomman289]

Most people think Time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction but I have seen the face of time and can tell you they are wrong. Time is like an ocean in a storm, you may wonder who I am and why I say this ,sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard.

ALSO

Prince: If you want to be useful, try finding a book that'll tell us how to get out of here.
Farah: This isn't that kind of game.

 

[SwimmingRock]

"If God doesn't exist in our world, then I will create God with my own hands." - Krelian in Xenogears.

And several Legacy of Kain quotes I love using at random times:
"Hate me, but do it Honestly."
"Your words are heartening - for you would not fear us unless we could truly do you harm."
And ofcourse:"Vae Victis!"

EDIT:

Most people think Time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction but I have seen the face of time and can tell you they are wrong. Time is like an ocean in a storm, you may wonder who I am and why I say this ,sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard.

Sounds really familiar, but I can't quite place it. Please remind me.

 

[Sacman]

I like this one more...
[img height= 200]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/28257/original/error0kn.png?1259150990[/img]

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Assassin's Creed 2:
"It'ssa me! Mario!"

Grand Theft Auto III:
"I swear, I thought she was my second cousin."

Halo 3:


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I'll post more later if I think of any good ones.