Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[TheIronRuler]

Hello escapists.
It's that time of the month to have a 'memorable quotes' thread just for you!
That's great.
Now, this time around I beg of you to try and use some less known quotes, that require people to search for the topic and learn about it.
Unless they're damn lazy.
Kudos for people that can guess the person who said the quote on the above post.

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

'Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand'

There aren't any other posters above me, so I'll just get you started.
IMPORTANT - don't write more than 2 quotes in your post, if you have many interesting ones spread them out and let others guess away!

 

[the spud]

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Fight club?

OT: My quote- "He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"

 

[Raskolnikov34]

Let's try this:

"The more I love humanity in general the less I love man in particular. In my dreams, I often make plans for the service of humanity, and perhaps I might actually face crucifixion if it were suddenly necessary. Yet I am incapable of living in the same room with anyone for two days together. I know from experience. As soon as anyone is near me, his personality disturbs me and restricts my freedom. In twenty-four hours I begin to hate the best of men: one because he?s too long over his dinner, another because he has a cold and keeps on blowing his nose. I become hostile to people the moment they come close to me. But it has always happened that the more I hate men individually the more I love humanity."

(I love this quote, but its not from a game, so good luck trying to guess it. Hint: My user name is semi-related to it)

 

[Distorted Stu]

My personal favourite. One which i take to quiet personally and i reflect all of my life's decisions on due to its truely touching words:

Spoiler

[HEADING=2]"EAT MY LASER! EAT IT!"[/HEADING]

 

[TheIronRuler]

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Fight club?

OT: My quote- "He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"

Nice guess, that's our dear ol' Marla after getting Tyler, erm...our protagonist. Or both? We'll never know.

"He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"
Edgar Roni Figaro, Final Fantasy VI?

One from me :
'On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.'

 

[Raskolnikov34]

My personal favourite. One which i take to quiet personally and i reflect all of my life's decisions on due to its truely touching words:

Spoiler

[HEADING=2]"EAT MY LASER! EAT IT!"[/HEADING]

I'll admit it: that made me laugh.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

My personal favorite is

"Only that the dress the ambassador is wearing is clearly out of fashion, a blatant attempt to distract the court from the matter at hand, and is more appropriate for a Docks prostitute than a diplomatic envoy. Thank you."

It speaks volumes about the character who said it, in my opinion.

 

[Nulmas]

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Fight club?

OT: My quote- "He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"

Nice guess, that's our dear ol' Marla after getting Tyler, erm...our protagonist. Or both? We'll never know.

"He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"
Edgar Roni Figaro, Final Fantasy VI?

One from me :
'On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.'

Isn't that one also from Fight club?

"Protection from what, Tommy? Ze germans?"

 

[arc101]

Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'

 

[erztez]

'Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand'

Kurt Vonnegut

My quote:


"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water!"

Cheesy, I know, but I do love it

 

[TheIronRuler]

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Fight club?

OT: My quote- "He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"

Nice guess, that's our dear ol' Marla after getting Tyler, erm...our protagonist. Or both? We'll never know.

"He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"
Edgar Roni Figaro, Final Fantasy VI?

One from me :
'On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.'

Isn't that one also from Fight club?

"Protection from what, Tommy? Ze germans?"

I'm going for 'Snatch'.
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"

 

[Raskolnikov34]

The one about the long timeline is from Fight Club I think.

 

[Raskolnikov34]

Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'

Freeman's mind? When he first picks up the MP5.

 

[DJDarque]

"...and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please."

I love out of context quotes.

 

[arc101]

Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'

Freeman's mind? When he first picks up the MP5.

In fact, most of my quotes, ever, are from FreeMan's mind

 

[staika]

From my favorite movie
" I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"

 

[slacker09]

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Fight club?

OT: My quote- "He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"

Nice guess, that's our dear ol' Marla after getting Tyler, erm...our protagonist. Or both? We'll never know.

"He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel"
Edgar Roni Figaro, Final Fantasy VI?

One from me :
'On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.'

Isn't that one also from Fight club?

"Protection from what, Tommy? Ze germans?"

I'm going for 'Snatch'.
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"

That last one is the South Park Movie.

Here is mine:
"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

 

[Quaxar]

My quote:


"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water!"

Cheesy, I know, but I do love it

I believe that could be from Stargate SG-1.

Mine: "It's not a bike, baby. It's a chopper."
Probably too easy but meh... I like it.

 

[rancher of monsters]

"He found his arouma lacked a certain appeal, he could clear the savannah after every meal."

"Your BFs about to get F'ed in the B!"

 

[TheIronRuler]

From my favorite movie
" I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"

Tropic Thunder! I love that movie!

"God's not at home. He's on vacation at Vegas"