By now, word of the Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles has spread and, in the morning, the fallout will be catastrpohic. It got me thinking: he destroyed Transformers, now he'll probably do the same thing to TMNT. Imagine if the illustrious Mr. Bay decided to direct an adaptation of your favorite childhood cartoon series: name it, what major changes he'd make, and try and think of the one signature moment that would crush your nostalgic memories in one fell swoop.
I'll start off. As a child, I loved Rocko's Modern Life. It was my very first favorite cartoon series. Now I'd imagine that Bay would change Rocko's outfit and make him a kangaroo. The Chameleon Brothers would changed to iguanas and a female love interest would take the place of Heffer. The signature moment that would crush my childhood would be a shot of Peache's...well...peaches.
I'll start off. As a child, I loved Rocko's Modern Life. It was my very first favorite cartoon series. Now I'd imagine that Bay would change Rocko's outfit and make him a kangaroo. The Chameleon Brothers would changed to iguanas and a female love interest would take the place of Heffer. The signature moment that would crush my childhood would be a shot of Peache's...well...peaches.