Misquotes! The Game!

[The Potato Lord]

I had this idea for a forum game and I think it could work.
Basically you quote the person above you then edit the quote to what you want it to say Now for some delicious, in-edible yet slightly poisonous RULES!
RULES(in addition to the standard forum rules):
1)you can only rearrange words, you can't take them out.
2)punctuation can be added and errors with spelling can be corrected.
3)After editing someone's sentence in the quote add your own sentence to be misquoted. EX:Quote blah blah blah quote
Your sentence is here.
4) make sure your sentence is long enough to be edited to some signifigant effect no 3-4 word ones
5)The misquoted sentence needs to be in the quote box.
6)Have fun with it.

Now for the first sentence to be misquoted.

Jack Thompson helps newborn babies eat.

 

[Yan-Yan]

Newborn helps babies eat Jack Thompson.

The nation is shocked that he tastes of chicken.

 

[000Ronald]

An apple keeps sick witches home a day.

Chili is my favorite thing to eat ever.

 

[GenHellspawn]

Ten out of nine orangutans agree, nuns punching are the doctors of dream.

Lead poisoning is bad for your health

 

[Ellisia]

For every animal will not eat seven children. You Don't learn math .

Life is like a box of chocolates, I always get the nuts

 

[Ellisia]

What happens to it if you drown in water, will it throw a guinea pig

Sheep push back better at cliff edges, Lemmings jump off.

 

[Nugoo]

What if a guinea pig happens to throw water? Will it drown you in it?

Why can't more people be less mean to other animals?

EDIT: Dammit.

 

[Gummy]

Sheep push back better at cliff edges, Lemmings jump off.

Lemmings better push Sheep back at cliff edges, jump off.


New government research indicates: People taste like chicken

 

[Copter400]

Times Video of the Year: "Jack Thompson Games are Great!"

I've got no idea what that means.

When Jesus Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At Pedestrians.

 

[lordcabal]

When Pedestrians Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At Jesus.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

an action for every equal and there reaction is opposite.

Sir, i demand you to prove your flimsy claims.

 

[Haliwali]

Look down my friends, and he did take peace and plow our neighbors to rise up.

Haliwali and The Warriors are the bane of trolls.

 

[InProgress]

Trolls and Warriors are the bane of The Haliwali.

Receive a punch or get hit by a truck?

 

[Alcari]

"Bane and The Trolls" are the warriors of Haliwali

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.