Moments when you think "I really hope this is a troll..."

[The Funslinger]

Because you sometimes see a post or video that seems so dead serious and so fuck off stupid, and you just think "I really hope he's bullshitting... he can't seriously believe that."

For me, it's this:


I mean it looks like one man's agonizing battle with constipation. I thought he was going to burst a blood vessel.

 

[Hazy992]

I think this video is a bad example. It's pretty obvious the guy is joking.

OT: Pretty much any comment I receive on YouTube. For the most part they're unbelieveably stupid and I really hope they're joking.

 

[requisitename]

I have a habit (admittedly, a masochistic habit) of reading the comments on news stories. I think I probably look like this a lot:

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kinda had that with the guy who said being pro-life was supporting women's rights, and that giving women the choice to abort their foetuses is anti-women's rights on this very site.
not to mention the comments on lots of news websites.

 

[Kvaedi]

I have a habit (admittedly, a masochistic habit) of reading the comments on news stories. I think I probably look like this a lot:

NO! Never read the comments! What are you thinking?! You can read the most idiotic story ever, but please, for your own sake, DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS. They are the breeding ground for all that is stupid in humanity.

 

[putowtin]

I got this message over on the ubiworkshop:

(all names and emails have been saved to protect the idiotic)

Hello
I read your profile today and it was so good to me.u know that i am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my entire life. please i will like you to contact me direct to my e-mail address,
(********@yahoo.com) i dont know the posebility of remaing in forum for long time,i will give you a full introduction of my self with my pictures ok. i will be waiting for your mail to my e-mail adsdress
(********@yahoo.com) as you know
there is no age,race,colour n religion barrier when it comes to true love, cares ****.

I hope it's a troll!

 

[requisitename]

I have a habit (admittedly, a masochistic habit) of reading the comments on news stories. I think I probably look like this a lot:

(link removed by me.)

NO! Never read the comments! What are you thinking?! You can read the most idiotic story ever, but please, for your own sake, DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS. They are the breeding ground for all that is stupid in humanity.

Well, I like to tell myself that I read the comments so that I can judge my own opinions on things and make sure that I don't sound like an idiot, too. So, yes. We'll just go with that. Haha.

 

[Vault101]

Ive read the comments on news/opinion blogs

it takes less than a nanosecond for the "mens rights" activists to start spewing off about the feminist conspiricy

I know mens rights are real issues..but what is it about news/opnion blogs?

 

[Shadowstar38]

The OP's example was really uplifting for me. Theres a message in there somewhere.

OT: For me it was a religious site that said Skyrim converts child to be homosexuals.

 

[Leemaster777]

So, basically, this it a topic about:

If so, there can only be one true answer:

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I say the words "Please tell me they're trolling" pretty much every time I look at politics.

Especially in the US. Some of the people running to be president of your country are so stupid and terrible I can't comprehend how they have any followers.

...Then again, up here in Canada, we somehow handed a majority government to freakin Harper, so I guess we can't really talk.

 

[Thaluikhain]

People insisting on presenting both sides when one side is clearly wrong, in the name of equality.

 

[DoPo]

I really hope that guy who claims the world is a cube is a troll. If he isn't I really don't want on this planet any more. If he isn't a troll, he would be literally dragging down the average intelligence of the human population.

Warning extreme trolling or stupidity ahead! May reduce your sanity and/or faith in humanity.

The time cube [http://www.timecube.com/]

 

[CommanderL]

Is this guy completely retarded or just a bit. I mean come on...everybody knows Saiyans are a different race. was he adopted? does his hair grow? does he has automatic muscle gain? when he gets hurt does he grow stronger or does he cry? plus it took goku how long to become super saiyan? Goku was roughly 25 by the time he transformed and this guy said he was still at school... unless he is the son of a super saiyan (which we are presuming are real at this time) he could become super saiyan at an earlier age but it takes years of practice. it took gohan 8 months of training non stop in the hyperbolic time chamber, with a super saiyan father at the age of 10 and Gohan was nearly killed almost every day. THIS PERSON IS NOT A SUPER SAIYAN!!!

 

[SckizoBoy]

The time cube [http://www.timecube.com/]

... ?!?!

I'm sorry, but what... the fuck... did I just read?!

... that wasn't even coherent English FFS... *sigh* Just as well I'm (fairly) sure none of my friends are dumb enough to believe that shit so I won't have to pummel their heads in with an A-level physics textbook...

OT: Had an argument... here, fancy that... about tachyons, dear lord the gimmick bullshit made my eyes bleed, even after I precis'd half a dozen peer-reviewed publications about it.

 

[Esotera]

Spoiler: Kill it with fire

And of course, most of the things that come out of the US political system these days, I still don't really believe that they actually declared pizza a vegetable.

 

[Ice Car]

I really hope that guy who claims the world is a cube is a troll. If he isn't I really don't want on this planet any more. If he isn't a troll, he would be literally dragging down the average intelligence of the human population.

Warning extreme trolling or stupidity ahead! May reduce your sanity and/or faith in humanity.

The time cube [http://www.timecube.com/]

Holy fucking shit, is there a tl;dr? I struggled to read about... 10 paragraphs and I realized I was approximately 1/25th done reading it, and there's ANOTHER page of it.

So far I've read nothing but... I don't know what I read, it was nonsensical gibberish I could not for the life of me comprehend. Seriously.

 

[DoPo]

The time cube [http://www.timecube.com/]

... ?!?!

I'm sorry, but what... the fuck... did I just read?!

... that wasn't even coherent English FFS... *sigh* Just as well I'm (fairly) sure none of my friends are dumb enough to believe that shit so I won't have to pummel their heads in with an A-level physics textbook...

Holy fucking shit, is there a tl;dr? I struggled to read about... 10 paragraphs and I realized I was approximately 1/25th done reading it, and there's ANOTHER page of it.

So far I've read nothing but... I don't know what I read, it was nonsensical gibberish I could not for the life of me comprehend. Seriously.

You were warned.

But I acknowledge my mistake, I wasn't clear enough, a small taste of what it is for the future people who come to the thread:

Spoiler: Mild version - just a very small snippet

Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days
Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth
You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth

Spoiler: Hardcore version - the text and formatting are the same, the original uses font big enough to make me scroll to see the entire thing quoted here

Evil God Believers refuse to
acknowledge 4 corner Days
rotating simultaneously around
4 quadrant created Earth -
in only 1 rotation, voiding the

Oneism Evil 1 Day 1 God.
You worship Satanic impostor
guised by educators as 1 god.

No 1 God equals 4 - 24 hour
Days Rotating Simultaneously
within 1- 24 hour Rotation of
4 quadrant created Earth.

Hmm, either I haven't been to that site for a while (evident, I still live and I'm not locked in a psych ward) or things have changed a bit - I don't remember the tone being so...religious. Fanatic and zealous - yes, but not that much about God.

 

[Deathwatch050]

They did not declare pizza a vegetable. They said that due to the vegetables in it it counts as part of the daily recommended amount of vegetables you're supposed to eat.

I hate it when people don't reference their facts properly. -.-