More Achievements

[Decroux]

Achievements are a very recent thing in terms of mass gaming and has been recommended as a way to measure gaming skill against other players. This also validated offline gaming again for people who weren't keen on PVP.

I challenge you, Escapians, to make up your own Achievements for previous games that you have played, effectively creating a homemade achievement system for whatever you individual posters may think of. Witty title optional.

1 that I can think of at the moment,

Need for Speed Underground 2

Speedfreak (40 points)
Reach a speed of 400 kph

 

[fix-the-spade]

I have a good life played game for less than 30 hours that month.
I have no life played game for more than 30 hours that week.
amphetamine fingers Defeats 5 enemy players in a row with chainsaw in less than 1 second per player(GoW).

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

12 Gauge Ballerina: Enter the scopes of 4 different players and dispatch each before they can shoot you, with a shotgun, imagine that image, then consider how this achievement rules.

 

[Decroux]

It's very doable. Snipers generally have a one track mind when scoping on something. I wouldn't try it myself, not playing enough PVP games and all.

 

[090907]

CRAP - spend less than 15 minutes in game.
JUST ONE MORE TURN - spend over 5 hours in game in one session
I AM NOT ADDICTED - spend over 1 hour playing every night for a month
YOU SUCK - die quickly

 

[Decroux]

All 4 ^_^

 

[TheKbob]

You Achieved Nothing, Good Day Sir! [-1000g] Detected Farming for Achievements, Shame on you.

 

[wordsmith]

hmm
Return Fire- Kill 5 enemies that have already shot you
Revenge mission- Die 5 times to 5 different players, then kill them in the order they killed you
Over acheiver- Get all the acheivements ever. For every game. Twice.

 

[Jolly Madness]

Do a barrel roll! -500g

 

[Padfoot13]

Assasin's Creed:
Was That Necessary?: Assassinate 300 citizens in Acre, Jerusalem, and Dominiscus.

Rock Band:
Doctor Rock: Recreate the Doctor Who ensemble for your rocker.

Mass Effect:
Yatzee Got To You Didn't He?: Name your character "Titty"

 

[Decroux]

Ver' nice Madness. TheKnob, I was actually just trying to get a small community event-like thing since I've been going through all of my games lately, completing them as I should have done years ago. I would ask kindly for the misplaced 'farming' humor to cease.

 

[Anarchemitis]

How about achievements for SId Meier's Railroads!:
The Monopoly Guy:Monopolize all goods on the map.
Real Estate Tycoon: Own and make profitable over 10 Industries
Express: Have two different trains that have a speed record.
Land Speed Record: Have five different trains that have a speed record.
Ambitious: Be connected to all industries and cities on the map.
Capitalus Maximus: Grow all cities and towns into metropolises.
Great Indulgence: Achive a Net Worth of over $/£/DM/F150,000,000
Upstart Entrepreneur: Complete all mission objectives within 8 years of beginning the game.
Wait, how old are you?: Begin at 1830 and retire in 1985.
Creative Industries: Add a custom Company train decal.
Copyright, LOLOLOL: Buy all of the patents
HOLY FRIGGEN CRAP, dude: Win a game against three AI players on Tycoon Difficulty.

(The last one would be really hard; Tycoons cheat.)

 

[the monopoly guy]

The Monopoly Guy:Monopolize all goods on the map.

I smell copyright infringement

Spy sappin mah sentry!-sap x amounts of sentries/dispensers/teleports (we'll probably see some version of that or another)

 

[Anarchemitis]

The Monopoly Guy:Monopolize all goods on the map.

I smell copyright infringement

Copyright, LOLOLOL

Silence!

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

TF2

The spy is a spy!: kill an enemy spy disguised as a spy.
fear monger : yell spy when there isnt an enemy spy on the oposing team.- i know its easy its just fun
Thanks for standing stil..: snipe an enemy who has been still for 1 min.

GTA4
I fought the law but... :get busted by the cops 30 times
Bad friend: Take 30 friends out and dont stya with them for more than 30 seconds at the place you promised to go "micheale doesnt count"
someone call that ambulance!: die outside a hospital
oops...: land on a civilan after doing a 50 metre jump
SHUT UP!: kill the preacher outside your second house

all of the above would be secret so the easy ones become harder.

Assassins creed
You asked for it: kill 50 civilans that push you down
Cant you see im praying?: kill someone in front of a guard and get away with it by stealthing.
Giddy up: kill 50 guards while mounted.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH: cause 20 guards to fall to their deaths
you break it you buy it : destroy 20 stalls by slding over them.

Cod4

HEY i bagged that one : kill the man on guillied up that your captain claims is his
everyone cheer melons are here: knife every melon in the game its possible to knife
22 bottles of beer on the wall 22 bottles bear...:Shoot 22 bottles with your pistol so they flip over but dont fall over.(this is possible my m8 does it for fun)
focused sniper: knife 5 snipers while they are scoped
Il be back!: kill your killer while he stands over your corpse (martyrdom doesnt count)
fire and forget: fire an RPG over 50 meters before it hits its target and makes a kill
blind fire: kill an enemy with a mounted gun that you cant see.

 

[Jumplion]

Dumbass: Press Start twice

 

[fix-the-spade]

Do a barrel roll! -500g

Straight'n'level
Complete a stage without taking damage or performing Barrel rolls, loops or U-turns

Alright, I'm doing it! HAPPY NOW?!
Perform more than 200 barrel rolls in a single stage.

Concrete kiss
Perfom a Loop or U-turn that ends in the player's death, either by collision with the ground or collision with buildings.

I call hacks!
Kill an oponent you cannot see with a headshot, first round in the magazine.

For Day of Defeat: Source
My mother didn't love me
In one life kill more than 10 enemies within 50 feet of their spawn point.

Neither do we
Kill a player who has killed 10 of your teammates within 50 feet of your spawn point in a single life.

 

[Monkeybone]

Citing good, relevant content: 0 points.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/team-fortress-achievements.php

 

[Frosk]

My mother didn't love me
Kill more than 10 enemies within 50 feet of their spawn point.

As long as that achievement isn't in COD4 that's fine. Damn infinite respawn.