Most badass one-liner ever.

[EBHughsThe1st]

What is the most bad ass one-liner you have ever heard?

"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"
-John Freeman
Half Life: Full Life Consequences: Free Man

 

[DiMono]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
- Roddy Piper
They Live

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

"F**K YOU" jk
Bubble gum for sure ^^^^^^^^

 

[Sinspiration]

"I am so gonna shoot the shit outta you!"
'Zvatto'(Player 1, Chapter 3-3),
Lost Planet 2

Bear in mind he's yelling this while sitting at the firing control console of a cannon so large it would make (insert super robot name/type here) envious.

 

[Omikron009]

There can be only one.

 

[ExaltedK9]

"Take that!"

-Just about everyone.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

The Rules of Fight Club as dictated by the great Tyler Durden.

 

[Missileman540]

"Your move."
-Yami Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh

The most epic one liner ever.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

"Who ordered the Kick-Ass fajitas?"

-Romeo
Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day.

 

[topwomble]

*shoots guy*
*turns to other*
"Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration?"

 

[The Urban Moose]

"I need a weapon."
-Master Chief

I don't wanna sound like a noob, but MC has some pretty epic one-liners.

 

[Sacman]

Take your pick...<.<
"Hail to the king, baby!"

 

[badgersprite]

 

[Luftwaffles]

What is the most bad ass one-liner you have ever heard?

"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"
-John Freeman
Half Life: Full Life Consequences: Free Man

I googled that and got many many many lols. Thanks.

Yippe kai yay muthafckers!!!! - John McClane

 

[enriel]

(After lighting a minion on fire for failing the task at hand)

"You're fired."

Can't remember if that was in a movie or if I made it up...but I like it.

 

[Reshkar]

"Show me your moves!"
or
"Falcon Punch!"

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"Groovy"
There can be only one Bruce Campbell.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Boondock Saints 2 had some pretty good ones. My favorites are "Let's do some gratuitous violence." and "(with a gun to his head) Boys! Daddy's working!"

 

[Jake Martinez]

As the caption says - Ash, telling it like it is.