Most badass way to kill someone?

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Dorschbert

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Jason Vorhees in Jason X beatin the one halfnaked chick to death with another halfnaked chick, ( both in sleepinbags) awesome
 

MrDarkling

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I remember watching a movie where they tried to revive someone by giving them the kiss of life,
unfortunatly the person who caused it punctured the victims lungs so when he breathed air into his lung it just flowed out of the holes along with a fountain of blood.

That was aweshum ;D
 

Mirroga

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Most badass way to kill someone is to killing them so fast that they are not aware that they died or are dying. It can be done using an assassin's knife, a back headshot, a sniper rifle, or my favorite, close-ranged explosion (imagine if you can place a stealthy mini-bomb secretly at someone's clothing just by patting them on the back).

Nothing says badass killing than killing someone without them even realizing their demise, IMO.
 

RanD00M

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miracleofsound said:
RAND00M said:
miracleofsound said:
Braindead:

Baby in the blender.
Braindead:

The entire ducking movie.
Indeed... bursting out of Mummy's mutated zombie uterus through her belly was pretty badass too.

And of course, the lawnmower...
Ahh that lawnmower.And also "I kick ass for the Lord."
 

Neotericity

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With a corrosive rifle half a mile away, and as you take aim on another target you quietly laugh to yourself.
 

The_Graff

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rip off a limb (one of theirs is less painful, but if you can manage it one of your own). stuff it down their throat (prolly a fair degree of tearing involved here). remove the foot/hand from the limb (this should obviously be at the end outside the body). pour a mix of petrol, napalm and powdered magnesium down the blood vessels into their stomach (the blood vessels will have contracted so you might need to open them up with your fingers). then you light the end of the limb that is sticking out of their mouth (the residue from thestuff you poured down it should catch and transfer the flame down to the main mix in his stomach). they then explode, and you get a fireworks show.

there is only one way you could improve on the above - replace every instance of "mouth" and "throat" with "anal passage".
 

MiracleOfSound

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RAND00M said:
miracleofsound said:
RAND00M said:
miracleofsound said:
Braindead:

Baby in the blender.
Braindead:

The entire ducking movie.
Indeed... bursting out of Mummy's mutated zombie uterus through her belly was pretty badass too.

And of course, the lawnmower...
Ahh that lawnmower.And also "I kick ass for the Lord."
'Your mother ate my dog!'

'Not all of it.'
 

ryai458

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Xandus117 said:
Pull out a pistol, and shoot them in the head execution style.

In slow motion.
modern warfare much?, another bad ass way is to haunt someone till they go insane and take there own life.
 

zombie711

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Teabag them to death also this is my 100th post so I am no longer a copy clerk YEEEEEESSSS
 

AvsJoe

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miracleofsound said:
AvsJoe said:
miracleofsound said:
Braindead:

Baby in the blender.
Just another reason for me to see this movie. It's impossible to find in Canada! Nor is his other movie, what's it called? Dead Alive? Something like that.
Same movie, it had different names in different regions, his other early ones are Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and The Frighteners.
You mean the Michael J. Fox Frighteners? I thought that was directed by Zemekis. Well, it's on TV later this week, I'll watch it then.