I was playing Assassin's Creed brotherhood recently, chasing down a thief, when he ran past a couple of rooftop guards. The guards managed to shoot him while he was jumping across a street, and he fell to his death. Amusingly, his legs had somehow been bent over his head in this process, but that is not relevant to the story. I looted his corpse and did some business at a blacksmith in the immediate vicinity. Upon exiting the shop menu, I witnessed several guards in a fight with newly appeared thieves (not the ones you ally yourself with) whom I can only assume were spawned in retaliation to the original thief's death. One of the guards involved actually hijacked a passing horseman's mount and stated fighting from it. As I was being completely ignored by both parties, I felt the only thing to do was start killing people left and right. The resulting brawl involved even more guards and led to the following:
Death toll:
13 guards
3 thieves
1 not quite dead thief
1 stupid thief who started the whole thing
Profits:
about 1000 florins
1 tomato
2 throwing knives
1 bullet
plenty of lols
As this is by far the most amusing thing that has happened to me in the game, I figured I'd share it here and start a thread for sharing similarly funny incidents.
Death toll:
13 guards
3 thieves
1 not quite dead thief
1 stupid thief who started the whole thing
Profits:
about 1000 florins
1 tomato
2 throwing knives
1 bullet
plenty of lols
As this is by far the most amusing thing that has happened to me in the game, I figured I'd share it here and start a thread for sharing similarly funny incidents.