Most unintentionally funny game moment ever?

[Black Arrow Officer]

I'm sure we've all played a lot of games. We've probably played a lot of games that made us laugh, even when they're not supposed too. So I ask you, what's the most unintentionally funny thing you've ever experienced in a game?

Today, I was playing Splinter Cell Conviction and was slinking around a Portland prison, quietly eliminating enemies who were fruitlessly searching for me. To make things easier for myself, I shot out a big overhead light in an atrium sort of room. A patrolling guard just at the moment was starting to say, "Everybody watch your backs!" but when I shot out the light he screamed, "FUCK ME!" mid sentence. So he ended up saying, "Everybody FUCK ME!" But that wasn't the funniest part. When one of his partners came over to investigate as well, the partner said "I'm gonna put a bullet right in your ass, man!" By that moment, I fell out my chair laughing and ended up getting detected and killed. That was the funniest thing I've ever heard in any video game, unintentional or not. Hell, it's funnier then anything I've heard ever.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Every time male Shepard tries to be suave. His voice actor is terrible and he looks like this:

Spoiler

Look at this face. Absurd.

I can't help but laugh.

 

[Dracowrath]

This isn't a game I was playing but rather a game I was watching someone play. It was Call of Cthulhu: Dark corners of the Earth. He was wandering around the inn, examining things. He examined a book case and a clock in quick succession. The phrase for the book case is "A dusty assortment of books" and the clock is "An old wooden clock" but the two got combined into "A dusty assortment of an old wooden clock". I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Versuvius]

Happened in oblivion. Was about to ambush the necromancers and recover the black soul gem. The battlemages accompanying me give the word so i charge in, they are no where to be seen. One of the closest necros runs towards me swinging his dagger. The dudes i was with finally getting their arses into gear offscreen blindsides him with a bolt of electricity, sending him ragdolling off the other side of the screen.

 

[Dr Druza]

Just finished the first race in GTA:IV. I lost the first two times, so I ended up shooting out the tires of all the other players, taking the win with ease. Bernie (the guy who arranges races) calls me up and says, "Dude Awesome race man! They loved you! They want you to come back and race more!"

Another was when I was watching my friend play Crysis 2. There's a section (Right before you break into a tall building) where as soon as you are detected, a soldier says "FUCK... he breached the perimeter!". The way he says it plus the fact that it is very quiet make it quite lulzy. As an added bonus, this is directly after a checkpoint. Se we ended up hearing it quite a few times.

OP: That's freakin' awesome.

 

[PekoponTAS]

This happened to me while playing the level "Tanked up Trouble" in Donkey Kong Country. When the moving platform runs out of fuel, you automatically die, whether you're on the platform or not.

Don't know how to embedd. :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miyPxgBS65s

 

[The Gatherer]

I know its not really a moment but id like to suggest the whole movement and voice synch in resident evil 1's cutscenes, anyone that's played it will know what i mean! its just so funny. "Hey, whats that!?"......................*points off screen, comedy gold.

 

[MrGalactus]

The entirety of Deadly Premonition.

 

[McMullen]

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Playing the New York level, near the end there's a run-down apartment building that you sneak into. Crept into a room or hallway, had thermal vision on, saw guard through door. Accidentally whistled, he got ready to kick the door, I kicked first, and his thermal signature slid backwards... and disappeared. Was all WTF and then turned off thermals, and could see that there was an empty elevator shaft behind him.

My friend and I laughed our asses off.

 

[pspman45]

I was playing the new Mortal Kombat game at a friend's party, I was getting my shit wrecked in the first round, won the second one, and lost almost all of my health early in the third one.
I was playing as Scorpion, and once i had figured out his special moves, I beat him.

Thats right, I beat my friend when I had literally no health.
I just broke out laughing at the end, though I doubt he found it very funny

 

[starkiller212]

This happened to me. I don't know if other people find it as hilarious as I do, but I laughed my ass off.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

OT: I can't take Dead Space 2's first level seriously. The gruesome deaths are just so over-the-top and in-your-face (literally) that I laugh out loud every time.
Also, when priests and Imams turned into Heretics in Medieval 2 Total War, their portraits would change entirely, usually to a bland bearded face with black robes. Occasionally they would be freakishly ugly, with misshapen heads and contorted faces. I swear, the starting Egyptian Imam inevitably turned into a heretic in every game I played (even when I was Egypt), and every single time he turned into a complete freak of nature. He became a running joke between my cousin and I, and we would always try to protect him and keep him around for as long as possible.

 

[Nouw]

Hilarious I know. Space Marine lines can make instant comedy gold.

 

[Krinku]

Oh man! I gotta pick this moment in FO3 where I used the Gauss Rifle on a Yao Guai. I shot at it, it flew HIGH in the sky and then came tumbling down to its death.

 

[EBonhawk09]

Back when I used to play Modern Warfare 2, I once tried to toss a semtex grenade around the corner of a building in the shanty village map, (I think it was called "Favela"?), just as a teammate of mine ran past. The grenade stuck to his back as he rounded the corner and detonated taking out two enemy players. I thought it was hilarious!

 

[mysecondlife]

heavy rain. when the girl got undressed the first time and was to toweling off from shower, it required the player to thrust controller downwards. Now picture that in your head...

my roommate laughed his ass off.

..and my first unintelligible capcha.. I always knew this moment would come.

 

[Daggedawg]

Well, the only one I can remember would be from Persona 4 the other day.

I had knocked down an enemy, and Yosuke proposed an All-out attack. His full line was supposed to be "Alright, let's do this!", but I hit the "Yes" button in the middle of it, so he ended up saying: "Alright, Alright!", the second "alright" in a slightly different tone, as the attack began. Was kinda funny to me.

 

[Epicspoon]

I'm sure we've all played a lot of games. We've probably played a lot of games that made us laugh, even when they're not supposed too. So I ask you, what's the most unintentionally funny thing you've ever experienced in a game?

Today, I was playing Splinter Cell Conviction and was slinking around a Portland prison, quietly eliminating enemies who were fruitlessly searching for me. To make things easier for myself, I shot out a big overhead light in an atrium sort of room. A patrolling guard just at the moment was starting to say, "Everybody watch your backs!" but when I shot out the light he screamed, "FUCK ME!" mid sentence. So he ended up saying, "Everybody FUCK ME!" But that wasn't the funniest part. When one of his partners came over to investigate as well, the partner said "I'm gonna put a bullet right in your ass, man!" By that moment, I fell out my chair laughing and ended up getting detected and killed. That was the funniest thing I've ever heard in any video game, unintentional or not. Hell, it's funnier then anything I've heard ever.

I win

 

[Olikunmissile]

BFBC2 I'm piloting a Blackhawk with a friend laying down air support for my 2 other friends planting in Rush. We take too much damage and jump out. As we hit the floor 2 guys came running at us guns blazing and our helicopter landed smack on top of them and exploded. Overkill much?