Motion Controls?

[Axel0206]

Hey people of the escapist i was having a discussion with my guild the other night about how we believe the motion controls of the wii r ruining the memories we have of the zelda games from our childhood such as ocarina of time and majoras mask i no we rnt the only ones thinkin this and id like to hear vre1 else's opinion on the direction of the zelda games (not sayin i wont play them i still will love the challenge zelda brings but even twilight princess didnt feel the same without my old school n64 control) and do u ever think nintendo will return to the old sort of controls?

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Firstly, that actually hurt my brain to read. Secondly, I like all the Zelda games new and old. Finally, I doubt it, Nintendo seem to like their motion controls.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Firstly, that actually hurt my brain to read.

I'll second that.

Well actually, it's more in the pelvis than in the brain, but I blame the pain on the OP anyway!

OT: Meh, I don't really care much. There are still classic controllers for the Wii, and I'm not buying Move anyway, so motion controls can do whatever they want.

As long as they stay off my lawn

 

[Pegghead]

Good lord that was hard to read.

I'm not in support of motion controls, to me it's like if a film asked you to answer a math question every ten seconds whilst viewing.

 

[Omikron009]

Learn to write. After reading and re reading your post I'm still not quite sure what you're asking, because my eyes bleed if I look at your writing for too long, like chaotic scripture or the architecture in R'lyeh.

OT: I hate motion controls. I don't usually have extreme difficulty with game controls, but I can never quite master motion controls. I hope they die a quick, painless death.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Your post is physically painful to read. Stop that, just stop it. Learn a language, I really don't care which one. Just pick one please, google translator could probably make a more readable post. With that out of the way, how could motion controls ruin memories? Because the new games feel different? That shouldn't have any bearing on the old games or how you feel about them.

With the announcement of the new Zelda game though I feel better about the series. Zelda just seems right with colours and a bright atmosphere as opposed to the dull, dreary and bland existence that was TP.

Google Translator, here I come!

"Your contribution is physically painful to read. Stop just stop. Learn a language, I do not really care which one. Just select a thank you, Google Translator could probably not be readable with the service out of the way, how could ruin Motion Controls memories? As the new game feel different? There should be no effect on the old game or how you feel about them."

Well, at least google translator has the spelling down.

If the grammar is superior you'll have to judge for yourself. Although this post is much more fun than the OP.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Your post is physically painful to read. Stop that, just stop it. Learn a language, I really don't care which one. Just pick one please, google translator could probably make a more readable post. With that out of the way, how could motion controls ruin memories? Because the new games feel different? That shouldn't have any bearing on the old games or how you feel about them.

With the announcement of the new Zelda game though I feel better about the series. Zelda just seems right with colours and a bright atmosphere as opposed to the dull, dreary and bland existence that was TP.

Google Translator, here I come!

"Your contribution is physically painful to read. Stop just stop. Learn a language, I do not really care which one. Just select a thank you, Google Translator could probably not be readable with the service out of the way, how could ruin Motion Controls memories? As the new game feel different? There should be no effect on the old game or how you feel about them."

Well, at least google translator has the spelling down.

If the grammar is superior you'll have to judge for yourself. Although this post is much more fun than the OP.

Man my post is funny when google translated. It's so tempting to do that for everything I write now.

"Hey people of the escapist i was having a discussion with my guild the other night about how we believe the motion controls of the wii r ruining the memories we have of the zelda games from our childhood such as ocarina of time and majoras mask i no we rnt the only ones thinkin this and id like to hear vre1 else's opinion on the direction of the zelda games (not sayin i wont play them i still will love the challenge zelda brings but even twilight princess didnt feel the same without my old school n64 control) and do u ever think nintendo will return to the old sort of controls?"

That's the OP google translated by the way.

They're practically identical!

So... This means that the OP's grammar is at the same level as Google Translate.

Oh my. Should we seek help for him?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Your post is physically painful to read. Stop that, just stop it. Learn a language, I really don't care which one. Just pick one please, google translator could probably make a more readable post. With that out of the way, how could motion controls ruin memories? Because the new games feel different? That shouldn't have any bearing on the old games or how you feel about them.

With the announcement of the new Zelda game though I feel better about the series. Zelda just seems right with colours and a bright atmosphere as opposed to the dull, dreary and bland existence that was TP.

Google Translator, here I come!

"Your contribution is physically painful to read. Stop just stop. Learn a language, I do not really care which one. Just select a thank you, Google Translator could probably not be readable with the service out of the way, how could ruin Motion Controls memories? As the new game feel different? There should be no effect on the old game or how you feel about them."

Well, at least google translator has the spelling down.

If the grammar is superior you'll have to judge for yourself. Although this post is much more fun than the OP.

Man my post is funny when google translated. It's so tempting to do that for everything I write now.

"We move the Wii and the r i Majorasumasuku time and the game of Zelda: From childhood we have not put my escape from reality to what I believe to control to ruin the memories and as Ocarina of our People only had a discussion with the other night my guild will even bring still old school feel my N64 Princess no control didnt love Zelda challenges twilight, and with this vre1 Zelda games (like other people's opinions on my way to play the koto is not my habit ID thinkin Library) is Nintendo ever u are, do you think back to the old type of control?"

That's the OP google translated by the way.

Apparently he wants us to "feel his N64 princess", he didn't enjoy Zelda challenges Twilight (boy do I want to see that), and he wants to know if we've ever been Nintendo.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Firstly, that actually hurt my brain to read.

I second this.

OP, you aren't texting us. You have the use of a full keyboard and all of your fingers (as far as I know), so USE THEM, and write out the entire thing. I refuse to read to the end of this garbage. If you don't respect me enough to make your post readable, I refuse to read it.

I think that's thirded actually. Point is, your post was funny and it made me laugh.