Movie Trailers: Noobz - Trailer

[Team Hollywood]

Noobz - Trailer

What crazy shenanigans will these guys get up to on their way to the Cyber Bowl.

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[T_ConX]

I can't remember the last time watching a video caused me physical pain...

 

[StormShaun]

That was very...
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I have no idea to describe that trailer.

I mean I can't think of a single way to describe it and I have done film studies before. XD
Let's just say it is very... unknown.

 

[Mordekaien]

Wow, this looks stupid. And I'm saying this well aware of the fact that I watched the Room just yesterday, and it was still funnier than this shit.
Are gamers supposed to be target audience for this flick?

 

[uchytjes]

This doesn't exist, right? I just hallucinated the past several minutes, right?

honestly, what did I just watch? Who in their right mind would watch something like this in a way that wasn't "hahaha look at how horrible this is"?

 

[Andy Shandy]

And the best part of this trailer, like the last one I saw, is still the kid going "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN!" which sort of sums the film up to be honest.

 

[nayrbarr]

This just looks... terrible. On every level. Yeah, that's what I'm going with; Just terrible.

 

[riles481]

A more fitting voice over would sound something like this:

"when everything cool in your culture"
"comes from nerds"
"but you still dont respect them"
"you get THIS MOVE"
"a bunch of asshole actors in"
"Noobz! Fuck you Bill Gates!"
*Big explosion*

Although admittedly I do like Jason Mewes, just not in this context.

 

[Lord Draenor]

No, no, no, no, nooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[Charli]

I just... That cannot be a THING. Fuck YOU Hollywood, you go to your room and think about what you did.

 

[MegaR]

funny thing is, you can replace gaming with any other competitive sport in this movie.

 

[scw55]

Can I get a refund?
This isn't Scott Pilgrim Vs The World an intelligent (romantic comedy in my opinion) film (based off a graphic novel series) who uses video games as a context to the film.

I'm glad real life acknowledges video games exist. But dear god I feel embarrassed with my hobby as a result of that trailer.

 

[Avaholic03]

Posted on a site that's supposed to be promoting gamer culture. Riiiight. Whose side are you on anyway Escapist?

 

[SlaveNumber23]

Wow this is going to be a painful movie to endure, I just hope I never have the misfortune of seeing it.

 

[Berithil]

What was that?

What did I just watch?

Why?

Just....

Why?


I can't even think of appropriate words right now.

If this does even remotely well at the box office..... *shivers*

 

[Xman490]

Well, look on the bright side: at least the pepper spray scene (which may, unfortunately, be stamped on my mind) came about from perceived pedophilia from hugging and that inopportune "amazing" line.
If it was just conversation about, say, My Little Pony merchandise, then I would be pissed.

Pepper spray scenes (and "Ha! She's so fat she crushed somebody!" scenes, and... ALL ACTED-OUT BRUTAL SLAPSTICK SCENES) should be sent to Development Hell.

 

[Nazulu]

Well, I'm surprised. Thought most of you would like this crap. Maybe it's only when it hits home.

There's already been plenty of terrible rubbish just like it, and it's been dominating for awhile now. Shit like Big Bang Theory, latest Simpsons and Family Guy seasons, The Hangover, lots and lots of other popular shows and movies. With non stop retarded lines that many Hyenas think are jokes.

 

[lacktheknack]

Wow, it looks like the rest of the comedy landscape from the last five years or so.

Except a bit worse, somehow. (A pedophilia joke? SERIOUSLY?)