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Judas-

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Not only that, but she's also gotta be able to do the splits.

RPG Kick

RPG Flip

RPG Splitz

So Bayonetta is a witch and her magic comes from her hair. The bigger your combo and the more magic she uses, the more naked she gets.
RPG Nude

I recently watched the Bayonetta Combo Megaton [http://www.gametrailers.com/video/combo-megaton-bayonetta/51765] gameplay trailer (GameTrailers.com) and I thought to myself, I know I dislike the plot, the characters, the voice acting, the music, but fuck me THIS is what a combat system should be like in an action adventure game.

I want depth. I want a variety of tools and the option to mix and match them into combos as I see fit. I want the combos to be stylish or attractive, I want my shit to look cool. I want the reward of having more powerful and attractive combos depending on how complex they are and how much I invest in learning the games combos.

That's what Bayonetta is built on and what's blowing my mind right now is the fact that all those combos are only shown from one perspective in the Combo Megaton trailer and there's way more than that in an actual fight.



EDIT: If anyone wants a gif made of a specific combo in the afore mentioned video that I haven't included here, best to send me a request via PM and include the start and finish time of the combo in the video or the button sequence, or whatever.





Man, I so rock at thread titles. I don't even wanna post threads with any content in them anymore, I just wanna create threads with awesome titles.

EDIT: Pics fixed :p
 

Judas-

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Cajt said:
Still not interested in the game.
You know the more imba your combo is the more naked she gets right? Not that you should be more interested in a game based on the amount of nudity it has, just... Well, that's another thing my next girlfriend is going to have to do.

(^___________________________________^)
 

Code Monkey

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Rocket heels are the most awsome thing since...This stuff

http://images.google.ca/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&ei=eBhBSpCkJIyGmAe-wJm4CQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=Awesome&spell=1
 

Lyri

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Don't know what the game is but fair enough. I'm sold on Rocket heels.
 

Kajt

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Judas- said:
Cajt said:
Still not interested in the game.
You know the more imba your combo is the more naked she gets right? Not that you should be more interested in a game based on the amount of nudity it has, just... Well, that's another thing my next girlfriend is going to have to do.

(^___________________________________^)
Still not interested.
 

MetallicaRulez0

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I watched that combo video as well. I know for a fact the game is going to be mediocre at best, but god damn those combos are awesome. Scantily clad librarian chick quad-wielding bazookas and summoning demon shit, where do I sign up?
 

Erana

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It looks like so much stupid fun! When I first saw the clip, I was all like, "Oh, yeah. Even more stupid 1337 than Dante!"

Really, though, I do kinda want the game, just for kicks.
 

not a zaar

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I've been looking forward to this game a long time, but I hope it remains action and doesn't turn into action/adventure. I hated the stupid platforming/braindead puzzle bits in Devil May Cry.
 

SeanTheSheep

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That.
Looks.
Ridiculous.

Yet surprisingly amazing, I am possibly interested in this, mainly for the way the developers say #@%$ off to physics. A quality I liked in Devil May Cry 4
I could send my left eyeball to that game, but I already sent my right one to valve after Portal, and it isn't enough for me to lose all sight for.
 

Triple G

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Lol, the game industry gets stupider & stupider.
Like Yathzee said: "Bayonetta... More like: Bey yo betta not play this game..."