Name your ship
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um yeah there really is no debate here. the only ship worth having is the Death Star, except you board up the small thermal exhaust port about the same size as the womp rats my buddies and I used to bullseye on Tattooine. And then you rechristen it the BALL OF STEEL and paint that on the side in enormous pink letters (for effect; i'm not gay, honest 
). And then every time you blow up a planet you have to yell "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!" at the top of your lungs and then while the lazar fires you yell "SHOOP DA WHOOP!".
hehe
EDIT: in light of the SS penetration i have decided that, while the BALL OF STEEL is still the most uber spaceship evarrrrr, a long hard submarine full of seamen, called THE EJACULATOR, would be nearly as cool. nearly
). And then every time you blow up a planet you have to yell "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!" at the top of your lungs and then while the lazar fires you yell "SHOOP DA WHOOP!". hehe
EDIT: in light of the SS penetration i have decided that, while the BALL OF STEEL is still the most uber spaceship evarrrrr, a long hard submarine full of seamen, called THE EJACULATOR, would be nearly as cool. nearly
A Small Fishing boat-like boat called "Midnight blue" or "The S.S.Andalusia" (prize for guessing the player of these two songs)
It looks deceivingly weak but It will have M4 rifles hidden in every nook and cranny and a Half life RPGs in a few "in case of emergency break glass" things with a well trained crew loyal towards I. A few grenade launcher here and there, and some spears just in case some idiot forgot the ammunitions. and to top it all of, A two barrel turret on top which switches between a minigun and a flamethrower(got the idea from a build-your-own-boat race I joined last year, well it was a pellet gun and a firehose) to get rid of unwanted guests from the navy and airforce
It looks deceivingly weak but It will have M4 rifles hidden in every nook and cranny and a Half life RPGs in a few "in case of emergency break glass" things with a well trained crew loyal towards I. A few grenade launcher here and there, and some spears just in case some idiot forgot the ammunitions. and to top it all of, A two barrel turret on top which switches between a minigun and a flamethrower(got the idea from a build-your-own-boat race I joined last year, well it was a pellet gun and a firehose) to get rid of unwanted guests from the navy and airforce
gotta be a spaceship if your giving me the choice, It would be a gunship about 60 meters in length with a 12man crew, fast and sleek mainly used for fighter support or a bit a smuggling, I'd call it 'The Solar Flare' and it would be fiery red with black higlighted outlines to the wings, enginges and hull because everyone knows the red ones go faster!
I thought this was awesome.CasualZombie said:I would like to pilot the "already launched nuclear missile" with supreme-officer-on-deck cowboy hat, maybe some reins to hold onto and maybe some bumbers stickers that say things like "brakes are optional" or go faster stripes. that would teach those bastards at the DVLA a thing or two how things get resolved quickly...just before they forget them in a burning mushroom cloud.
That said, If I were going to have a spaceship, I'd probably name it The Porkchop Express. If I had a boat, I guess I'd name it Lollypop.
What? It's a good ship.
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You're about to christen a brand spanking new NAUTICAL vessel. What would you christen it as? And if you could captain it, what kind of vessel would you want it to be? SPACESHIP, AIRCRAFT CARRIER, DINGY, something else?
It's a nautical vessel, but it can also be a spaceship? I's confuzzeled...
btw, how do you do italics and the like?
It's a nautical vessel, but it can also be a spaceship? I's confuzzeled...
btw, how do you do italics and the like?
Dr WhoThe_root_of_all_evil said:
Anyway, Think I'd call my ship Stamford, It would shoot footballs, have a media force field and a football pitch
and for comedy reasons I think someone should call their ship 'the penis' as you may get many recruits from the navy wanting to ride your vessel. Join the navy, ride the penis!
hmm that's a tough one.
i think i'd name a dreadnought-class starship the SS PrickTorch. it would have a drill weapon that pierces hulls and then dispenses fire. lots of fire.
and i'd name a nautical vessel the HMS Dirty Harry. it would be just a floating revolver with a single sail and rudder.
i think i'd name a dreadnought-class starship the SS PrickTorch. it would have a drill weapon that pierces hulls and then dispenses fire. lots of fire.
and i'd name a nautical vessel the HMS Dirty Harry. it would be just a floating revolver with a single sail and rudder.
lol they just ripped off the "new balance" sneaker company logo with half a 'b'Anarchemitis said:
I would call my ship "Fist of the Heavens" it would be a saucer shaped orbital bombardment platform visible from the ground when it is in low orbit. Pained on the bottom of the ship would be a big yellow smily face. The eyes would each have some sort of continous beam weapon and the mouth would be filled with gound/bunker penetrating kenetic weapons.
Like I'm supposed to tell you now?Auron555 said:
Actually, I have no idea. I just use caps or quotes. I know I misused "nautical" but I realized it after I started this thread and people began replying. Yes, I know it's a bit confusing, sorry. No, I'm not going to change it, because editing a post with anything other than an addendum is lame. Except maybe for spelling errors.
Nautical would be "Dodgson"... And It's funny this got brought up as I've always wanted a boat.
Interstellar would be "The Misanthrope" A Pirate ship with a slightly ironic name if you think too much about it
Interstellar would be "The Misanthrope" A Pirate ship with a slightly ironic name if you think too much about it
Hmm... One of two things.
A gigantic spaceship. A 1800 meter long super-drednaught that is silver, bulky at the rear end, has four wings and more firepower than most third-world countries. It would be called something short, easy to remember but somewhat intimidating, like The Immortal.
But for an avrage persons spaceship, It would be about twenty or thiryt meters long, be rarther slender and have a large docking hanger type thing on one side. The other side would have two wings petruding out in a V shape like a gigantic two fingers to anyone who thinks about double parking me! It would be named The Oberon, aftar my house.
A gigantic spaceship. A 1800 meter long super-drednaught that is silver, bulky at the rear end, has four wings and more firepower than most third-world countries. It would be called something short, easy to remember but somewhat intimidating, like The Immortal.
But for an avrage persons spaceship, It would be about twenty or thiryt meters long, be rarther slender and have a large docking hanger type thing on one side. The other side would have two wings petruding out in a V shape like a gigantic two fingers to anyone who thinks about double parking me! It would be named The Oberon, aftar my house.
Mine would be a massive starship called The Doom or something along the lines of that.
Anyhoo.... It would be filled with all the best weapons, and I would be able to strike fear into everyone one who sees it, and then I would go around the universe destroying all who oppose me!!!!!
I've thought about this alot you see....
Anyhoo.... It would be filled with all the best weapons, and I would be able to strike fear into everyone one who sees it, and then I would go around the universe destroying all who oppose me!!!!!
I've thought about this alot you see....
