Names For Black Cars

[rxrida08]

I just bought a brand new black 09 Dodge Charger and i dont know what to name it. I'm hoping that you fine folks here can help me out.

 

[Glerken]

Um. Car?

It's... a car.

 

[Fightgarr]

Just name it "The Duke".
Sorry, a charger just makes me think The Dukes of Hazard

 

[SharPhoe]

My parents named our first black car "Black Stallion" back when I was a kid.

 

[iJosh]

Name it, White Chocolate.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Name it Steve. Steve the car.

 

[ChocoFace]

name it Tiny.
So, when talking about it, people would confuse it for you know what *wink wink*.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Chocolate Bear

 

[brainfreeze215]

A name should come to you, just don't think too hard about it and you'll realize soon enough.

 

[MalthusX]

Mr. Car

 

[ace_of_something]

Dong

 

[neuromasser]

Joe.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Black Sunshine [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9RrHMTTbw]

 

[Flying-Emu]

You should totally name her KIT.

 

[kitsunema]

name it mudbone lol

 

[Gruthar]

"Black Widowmaker"?

I would suggest "Black Betty", but I think that one's already taken.

Other suggestion I've got as a sort of pun is "Traveller", after Robert E. Lee's semi-famous war horse. Downside there is you might get mistaken as one of those Southerners who still mourns losing the Civil War. But if you can find any other well-known war horses, they would work in the same way. "Silver"? Now that would screw with people.

 

[crudus]

Lucilia

 

[Arcyde]

Duke Nukem

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I wouldn't put too much into forcing a name on the car. It'll come in time to you.

The only car I haven't named is the first car I had was my grandfather's, so I decided not to change her name. Though Gertrude isn't really a common name anymore haha

 

[IxionIndustries]

Name it Bob, so even people with dyslexia will fear Bob the Car!