Names For Black Cars

[Roamin11]

Three Tons Of steel, I called my bike two tons of steel, and that it was it took alot of effort to lift it up one time it tipped

 

[Azazcyh]

Name it Bob, so even people with dyslexia will fear Bob the Car!

That's right, everyone will fear Bob!

Mhahahahahahaha!!!

 

[quiet_samurai]

I dated a girl that called her Black Audi "Lucretia"

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Blacky McBlackblack

 

[Psypherus]

It's a car. Why does it need a name?

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

a Charger eh? Regardless of the colour call it ShouldaboughtaCamaro.

 

[Altorin]

Is it the black private dick who's a sex machine for all the chicks?

I'm talkin about Shaft.

 

[ostman1337]

BMF (bad mortherfucker) from the words on the wallet in pulp fiction.

 

[Trivun]

Why do you need to name your car? Why do people do that anyway? It's a car, it gets you from A to B. That's all. It doesn't need a name. There's no point, this thread is absolutely pointless...

 

[Davey Woo]

Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

That or Mr screechystop.

 

[DoctorWhat]

The Black Hole
Black Car
Dark Knight <-- My personal preference
Night Prowler <-- sounds kinda like a hooker...
Black Cougar

 

[F17]

In my experience, cars go faster the more Xs, Ss and numbers in their name. So, call it an XSX17. It might sound like a dingy adult film store, but trust me, that car will fly.

 

[teisjm]

invite your friends for a car-bukkake party and name it slutty zebra afterwards

 

[Agent Larkin]

Morgan. But then i name things after actors.

 

[Satki]

invite your friends for a car-bukkake party and name it slutty zebra afterwards

Lol You win 1000 internets for that...

When my car gets a name, it's usually from the numberplate, eg: my car ends in MZX and ended up being called max